I heard you want to play GOLF! It's the most peaceful sport in the whole world!
The world is pretty crazy... yeah, right now,
It's like a horror movie... Somehow,
But do not fret! Yes, do not!
Golfing equals rest, so step on,
The grass, the vacation,
Focus on the ball!
AND SWING! (Swing!)
You did a good job! Oh yes you did!
It's right next to the goal, one more time!
The grass, the vacation,
Focus on the ball!
SWING! (Swing!)
You've made it, but there's one problem...
was it a golf ball to begin with?
You need to check yourself, before you wreck yourself!
Because that wasn't a golf ball at all!
Context clues, that's what've do! (Repeated)
That was a decapitated head! (head!)
That was very well bled! (Bled!)
Too bad that was your friend! (DON'T WORRY!)
and now, you are next! (NEXT!)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvYaCMx26bU
Breaking point! Remember that? Well, I remade it Garageband. Enjoy!
(Btw, like I said in the community post, this was inspired by ZiltiFNaTi, who made an instrumental, check it out! ; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWoSXFiHgI4)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXAV331pY6U
Matt 1.0 wants to relax and play his laptop at the same time... there’s a solution for that! (Of course.)
Lyrics :
I save you a lot of time, time and space!
I save you from trouble, from being crushed under the weight!
I am a laptop table, but If I could, I could be anything!
You are like me, looking around, something to sing!
I have hope, You can do so much more, I have belief!
But one question, you see those cracks on me?
Just like our creator, he’s always breaking!
I don’t know how much he can hold, as can I!
Breaking so much, breaking under the weight!
Just like your ribs!
Uh oh! Whoopsie daisy!
I didn’t mean to!
That was a slip up!
Oh well!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tztCp-MtfU