On 23 July, 2021, Null (owner of Kiwi Farms) canceled an upcoming weight-loss competition with Ethan Ralph when he revealed that a classmate alleged that Ethan Ralph murdered his dachshund by hanging it from a kitchen chair in 1993.
Incensed by this accusation, Ralph contends that he gleefully "tormented and bullied" the classmate over the incident (including jumping him with his buddies afterward), but the dog actually hanged himself after deciding life just wasn't worth living. For whatever reason, Ralph also volunteers the information that he accidentally killed two newborn puppies by asphyxiating them in an oven to "keep them warm."
Religiously checking the chat of Kiwi Farms (while simultaneously denying he ever does), Ralph sees a handsome gentleman named DawnDusk politely tell him to rot for his actions. Ralph responds that he hopes the beautiful man dies and goes to Hell that very day.
Referring to Ralph's many previously agreed-upon sanctioned Mixed Martial Arts fights that he has never followed through on, I proffer that Ralph may make his wish to send me to Hell come true himself. Ralph agrees, but adds a stipulation (of course) that I must have 1,000 subscriptions on YouTube. Little does he know that we are not far off.
On 2 August, 2021, Ralph decided to spend 5-10 minutes of his stream talking about legendary overweight content creator, Tipster, for seemingly no reason at all as he celebrates his Chris-Chan arrest video going viral. Ralph hates Tipster for blocking him on Twitter after Ralph classily insulted Apollo Legend on the day of his death. Ralph repeatedly insults Tipster for his weight, alleges that Tipster fakes workout photos, and says that Tipster should step into the cage with him for a sanctioned MMA fight.
I'd love to step in on Tipster's behalf.
What do you guys think?
#Killstream #Tipster #RalphRetort #TheRalphRetort
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0:00 Null says "kitchen chair" in Kiwi Farms chat
0:08 Ralph connects it to hanged dog from childhood
0:30 Ralph boasts about bullying hanged dog's owner
0:45 Ralph responds to my Kiwi Farms chat message
1:19 Ralph offers a sanctioned MMA fight with me
1:46 My response
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYrRb9X8-B8