Have you ever noticed that when little brown children die in horrific circumstances it's OK to show pictures of their bodies in the press and on TV?
In fact these pictures often become iconic symbols that represent the urgent necessity for political action.
But, as we all know, publishing pictures of little dead white kids would be intrusive and disrespectful.
Sorry for using rather broad strokes with the terms "brown" and "white" here. I'm using "brown" in the same way that "black" is applied to people like Obama or Keegan-Michael Key or... I dunno... Sabrina Le Beauf. "Middle Eastern" or "Arab heritage" or "Indigenous European" would probably be better than "brown and white", but I'm a lazy racist prick.
Hi bitches. Today ma friend Ken is tawkin to some scrawny little motherfucker called Peewee Herpes or Bill Nighy or some shit. Ken's teachin dat bitch's ass aboot da different kinds of fuckin science.
Dis script was written by Mister AtheismTV so go check dat channel. I fuckin appear on it sometimes. FUCK YEAH!
https://www.youtube.com/user/AtheismTV
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG2hR3pvkII
Huge massive wet sexy thanks to Stéphane for translating and singing this beautiful version of Join Islam.
This goes out to all the stinking French horse-munchers.
HUGE thanks to The Rationalizer for writing the bulk of the song and for all your advice and inspiration.
The Rationalizer's channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRationalizer
Original English version:
https://youtu.be/uQBgrUObbHw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6g5LAJJIqc
You might need to enable motherfuckin Captions fo' the fuckin subtitles.
Mister Jim from Fundamentally motherfuckin Flawed axed me onto his cute little PAWDCAAAST this evenin. What a delightful young man he is.
PS This is actually Jim's own voice. Seriously. This is how he fuckin speaks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peVvi5Tv0uo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ZHD4xJpaI
MORE TRUCK OF PEACE COMING SOON I PROMISE!
But while you're waiting...
How was Muhammad able to distinguish between the genuine revelations of Allah and the artful mind-trickery of the devil?
Muhammad explains everything!
Massive thanks to The Rationalizer once again for fact-checking and script consultation:
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRationalizer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndEErW_Flbg
Everybody loves a good old Cockney knees-up, right?
Madness, Flanagan & Allen, West Ham, Tommy Steele and Chas & Dave would be proud.
Apologies for my prolonged absence but I'm back from a rather unfortunate "upload suspension penalty" after my last video was quite rightly deemed too disgusting and hateful to be tolerated by the free speech advocates of YT.
Deleted video:
https://www.minds.com/newsfeed/696829035887468550
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkW4kDGJGwA
Allah has made one sex to excel the other but that obviously doesn't mean women have fewer rights than men. In Islam, words can mean whatever you want them to mean, so let Linda Sarsour and Yassmin Abdel-Magied explain everything.
In other news, if you enjoyed "history of the entire world, i guess", you'll love Deconverted Man's version here: https://youtu.be/FZZusx65gxk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJFjtcAN3S4
Free mp3 here: https://soundcloud.com/sye-ten/redefining-english
Word motherfuckers. Dis be da very furst time I be lettin you muthafuckaz know da secrets of ma TRADE so listen up like a CUNT while I tell y'all how to preach ma OWN BRAND OF FUCKED UP LAAAAWWWW-JEEEEEEEEEK on bitches' asses out dare.
Fuck YEAH!
PS Thank y'all fo' supportin ma ass. I love you mo' than Paul F fuckin TAYLOR loves polyunsaturated fats.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbmP1b1M00A
Free mp3 of 8-bit "We are the World" here: https://soundcloud.com/sye-ten
To mark his recently announced vacation from the Great Debate, here is a short collection of some of The Mighty G's most memorable battles.
Check out my collab with Rap God Eve Reele:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAibsfQpWYs
We love you, Gary.
We know you're gonna come back stronger and sexier than ever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcT6JoCChPM
"Turned Alt-Right Again!"
(Thanks, fomoran)
And thank you to the sexy ghost of George Formby: https://youtu.be/aCfByG5SCIs
"There are different approaches to dealing with problems. One is to try to understand, to reach out, and change ideologies by talking. The other is to mock, stir up the flames of hatred, and add nothing to the net good in the world."
As a long-time admirer of Alex Botten, I am certain he'll totally love this. However, I find it increasingly necessary to punch myself in the face when visiting his channel. Punching myself in the face is a policy of fascism, which leaves me no option but to punch myself in the face to avoid becoming a Nazi sympathiser.
The "home town" line is a bit sloppy. I was aiming for something like "Ethnically diverse cities are brilliant, but I deliberately choose to live in a town on the outskirts with an overwhelmingly white population". Never mind. It's only a song.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYaN9z0OqDg