No Pippanties is a wedgie fanfiction short story on DeviantArt written by Radicool332. Audiobook narrated by Ninja8Tyu. ...you can hear my voice trying not to crack into laughter in the first 10 seconds of this video lmfaoooooo https://www.deviantart.com/radicool332/art/CM-No-Pippanties-Phase-Connect-964551544 --- You know, a thought came into my mind the day before I made this video. "I wonder if there's fanart of Phase Connect on DeviantArt? If so, what will it look like?" I then promptly discovered that there existed people who had an interest in wedgies -- whether they were the ones who enjoyed doing it to others or have it done to them alludes me. I do not understand the attraction, as I think of it as an 80's movie performative act done by an actor portraying a bully and nothing more, but nevertheless, I found the entire thing interesting and beautiful, for they are indulging in what they enjoy freely without judgement, or if there is, in disregard to it. Then I discovered the literature. I was interested to see that there existed fanfiction already, and thus, my curiosity led me to reading to what I presumed to be a comedy story. I also believed that I needed to engage in the habit of reading more, even if it begins with fanfiction on DeviantArt, so I began with the first word, and scrolled my eyes line by line. I did not notice until I reached a certain part that the writer is the same person whom commissioned an art piece related to the above of two Phase girls. Then a thought came into my mind: "Narrate this as a video project." I believe that most people would consider this an intrusive thought -- who in their right mind would think this was a brilliant idea? -- and would've simply dismissed the thought and not entertained it. I found the idea comically amusing, but unsure if I could do it properly. If I must do it, I must capture the vision of the writer himself and all which he expresses through his words, in respect to the art behind it, and to convey the soul of the material. And yes, I'm well aware of what I'm reading. However, I still believe it's necessary to do my best to read it properly -- my amusement is not of mockery but intrigue. I then did it the day following my reading, and began to narrate it into the video, believing I could simply correct the lines as best as I can through video editing, should I make a mistake. Surprisingly, even narrating a simple story is difficult, if only for me, as stutters and misreadings were numerous, and timing the text to when I'd read it was more effort than should be. This could've turned out better, but I don't believe I was able to capture the soul if I did not do it correctly the first time around -- redoing something over and over again simply will make it stale and strip the soul from it. Thus, I present to you something you never wanted in your subscriptions feed, but I put it on there because I believe I'll find your reactions amusing. ...oh yeah, there's also a sequel to this fanfiction. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rKmLJrWczE