vonHummer has got to leave this world behind before the traffic backs up in this music video from "The vonHummer Hour," featuring exquisite traffic shots of Los Angeles, Seattle, and Vashon Island. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRT9Q_qi8BQ
It's an oft-told love story: she treats you like a king, gives you everything, denies you nothing, asks nothing (not even fidelity), is astonishingly beautiful, shares her friends with you (wink wink), and goes out for ice, and yet...if only she could get fat, nag you, and treat you like dirt...Perhaps THEN love could last. If that is your weltanschauung, then this vonHummer love song is for you. Free mp3 at vonhummer dot com!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foNQlrnGKm4
Ah! That explains everything: impatience won't let vonHummer wait! Good Lord, is that Steve Urkel drumming along with a spoon??
Musiv Viceo from "the vonHummer Hour."
[Lucky Portland, OR! They get to watch "The vonHummer Hour" weekly on cable access, but YOU can watch it from your own life of quiet desperation by getting "The BEST of the vonHummer Hour" DVD at:
www.vonhummer.com/merch
Along with other fine by-products of this amazing show. Now GO!]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZFEsp1hdfI
(cont'd from part 1) vonHummer interviews an obviously white Eminem, thence does the music vid for "Different Blues" play, Pliny the Lobster is next to tell us of the importance of getting rid of lies, whereafter we see the vid for "Reality Aint What it Used to Be," then an elderly gent tells of his shocking research into women and their "Spoiler Nerves," until at last the closing theme plays and the final credits roll. FREE (for now) mp3s of these songs available for download at vonhummer.com/download/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UprPZ6_7Ydw
Dr. Something sings a tragic song of robot love gone horribly awrong. Ripped right from today's headlines!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgQCfYwlWRc
Here's an early cut from the vonHummer film soon to be released on DVD and online. This is a rare alternate take. Just a tease, really. Enjoy!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swmcFmioL3I
First aired May 2002/ The Producers: Win Pontifex vonHummer’s Money/ “You Have Changed My Face”/ PSA: Talk to Your Kids About Real Estate/ “Now However”/ Dumpy Station Wagon/ “Don’t Step in the Revolution (Live 2004)/ Geese of Canada/ “Before the Traffic Backs Up”/ Two Kinds of Expression/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7-aQpjCAdo
No amount of negotiating will persuade this fellow to share his video image. He just flat out refuses to be seen on TV.
It's crazy, really. When you think about it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q80TBECC_TA
Part 2 of the Best bits of vonHummer's inexplicable guest stint on Portland Cable Media's "For Show," with host Willy Loman, and house band: Jason Mraz on Casio and Wesley Snipes on bass. A disarming battle of wits, to be sure! Featuring vonHummer doing "Closer to the Brain," LIVE!!
Here's part one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD4HukFUAwU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCDsGy1EYm8