cruisin on my bike tryna pick up chicks
im cruisin on my bike gonna see what sticks
cruisin on my bike and i feel alright
cruisin on my bike in the middle of the night
and im CRUISIN
CRUISIN ON MY BIKE
CRUISIN
i’ll fuckin kill you if you dont look at my bike
cruisin on my bike and everyone’s watching
they wanna see a trick but i aint stoppin
cruisin on my bike til the end of my days
cruisin on my bike til they take it away
cruisin on my bike go head first into traffic
cruisin on my bike now im dead but im laughin
cause im CRUISIN
look at this motherfuckin bike
this bike
i cry for this bike
i die for this bike
Now i’m up in heaven, not a bike in sight
god comes up to me says “are you quite alright?”
i say god i need a bike, bikin’s my whole life
he says well now you aint living, so i guess thats life?
i say FUCK YOU god if i had my bike,
i’d tire up your face and 720 your spine
"hey! whoa what the fuck? chill out, bitch
your bike’s over there, i even had it fixed"
i walk right past him and spit on his robe
THAT BIKE WASN’T BROKEN YOU MOTHER FUCKING DOPE
i pick up my bike, it’s light as a feather,
a thousand times faster and better than ever
i bike up a mountain in ten seconds flat
i bike into space, dont need a fucking map
but it doesnt feel right, this aint my bike
its like what someone thinks my bike might be like
i don’t care about speed i dont care about space
i just wanna fucking bike so get the FUCK OUT MY FACE
yeah im on a bike
and i need a fuckin bike
and if you ever wanna fight
just touch my motherfuckin bike
Season 3 - Trials
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Drums:
Commusic
thumbnail by nivekin
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlVEbd36C5Y
this is a short animation test for a series i'm working on with "It" called EMPORIA.
I'll be uploading some audio only episodes in the future and "It" will animate some of them over time.
"It" makes a very great animated webseries called "Slouch" which can be found right here - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp_ldU-Ahd1mocYjFb2_RvQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0SPidRsWS0
Oh to be a Dundareaton Redripulate.
Season 4 - Relay
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Music:
Philip Glass - Forgetting (w/ Linda Ronstadt, Kronos Qt, The Roches)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lh6xtZjt5cY
The Minute Hour.
Season One - Purgatory
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Music:
Kevin Macleod
Freezing - Philip Glass/Linda Ronstadt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSLLOXHtmPg
Lesson Learned.
Season 4 - Relay
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Lyrics:
Oh when we find The Heartland,
we'll feel it deep in our bones
We'll know it's there and we won't care
what put us on the road.
All that happened
in the past
are lessons learned
and now we know
that when we step into the heartland
we've seen the end of our woes.
And we say in the Heartland men are free!
Free to live responsibly!
And for all those who disagree--
We'll stop their hearts entirely
Oh when we find the Heartland
we'll have to raise the stakes.
First I'll arrange the carriages into a little makeshift stage
and if there is a man who
would try to hold us back,
I'd stick a stake into his face
and push until I push through neck.
Oh when we find the Heartland
We have to start anew
and all we've learned
from scorn and spurn
should show in what we do.
All we've learned
from scorn and spurn
and all the pain
and all the hurt
is when we step into the Heartland
that pain must never return.
But we say in the Heartland fight with us!
Unite behind what's right with us!
Ride on through the night with us!
And if you don't we'll knife your guts.
There once-a was a donkey king
behind him sat his two sons.
To each he bequeathed a crown as gifts
with spices and barrels of rum.
Said one son to the next "I say!
Your stack is bigger than mine!"
The kind said only an ass would think
to measure his brother's supply."
I don't think I even get that,
but I don't buy that for a second!
And you must be working with them!
Because why else would you say that?
What a time to go against us!
What a time to go and test us!
Oh I think we got the message,
Now we can give you a message:
OH BY GOD,
THE HEARTLAND STARTS,
WHEN WE BUILD IT ON YOUR GRAVE!
Music:
Sam Spence - Heartland
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfIiQLS-A2g
Oh Mama Earth, save me from this Moon Prison.
Season Two - Judgement
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Music:
Where - Sam Spence
Purus River - Philip Glass/Uakti
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ccVTZMyM74
Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine).
You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/
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FULL CREDITS / TIMESTAMPS
SIGNAL RETURN 03
0:00 - Intro
Music - MC ODAE
VID - FOD
1:42- I Love You Courtney
VOX - Bridge Stuart
VID - Kilroy
3:47 - Love Song
SONG - Dad
VID - Jammho
4:13 - Beating off in church with dad
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4:17 - Droopy Job Interview
written by Chud Droopy
VOX - TMH
VID - bdws
MUSIC/MIX - spaghetti squash
5:44 - vampire asmr gf
VO - Friko Braun
VID - ClassicOz
8:14 - Bossa Nvo Jam
MUSIC - its owainh
VID - Jammho
8:38 - kooch1
VO - frikobraun
VID - casualmaleXL
9:24 - Gorillas on the discovery channel
VO - Bridge Stuart
VID - Mikal v O
9:59 - Signal Earth
VID - Jammho
MUSIC - ClassicOz
10:11 - Peel
VO - Shat Dohnson
VID - Shat Dohnson
MUSIC - Podington Bear
15:05 - Karaoke
recorded by BattleToad
VOX - Friko/Lawful
VID - bdws
15:24 - Hitman Jose
MUSIC - Chud Droopy
VID - TMH
17:04 - Hurt Culture
VO/MUSIC - Don Haussettler
17:59 - Numbers Station
SOUND - Kilroy
VID - Don Haussettler
18:10 - Casual Acquaintance
MUSIC - Dad
VID - Kilroy
19:25 - Real Cowboy
written by Blau-1589
VOX - SneakyHere
VID - Jammho
20:23 - Beautiful Rim Lit Hair
VOX - Sling
MUSIC/MIX - Spaghetti Squash
VID - TMH
22:36 - Goldfish
MUSIC - Jammho
VOX - Toner Martini
GUITAR - Don Haussettler
VID - umami
26:00 - Change for a Dollar
SONG - Mikal v O
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0dnv7Z4TqM