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Edited by Davoo: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDavoo
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Free download on my bandcamp page: https://trialofthegoldenwitch.bandcamp.com/album/steeling-dan
This all started when Bird & Trixie went to Syracuse with Legendary Hip-Hop Producer Cranberry Dave and met his brother, Dan. (See: https://www.youtube.com/@picnicadventure/videos) Bird said that Dan was so cool, he would be "stealing Dan." This reminded Trixie of Steely Dan, and so she found herself listening to a bunch of their music all night, occasionally thinking that certain bits would make for good hip-hop samples if they were looped and sped up. This led her to the creation of a four-track instrumental album, created under The Golden Witch's "13 minutes is all you need" theory. She debated on whether she'd rap on the album herself, but struggled to match the tone of the music with lyrics she'd want to hear over those instrumentals. Finally, she realized that if she was "stealing Dan," then she might as well steal more than one Dan--and since her entire flow is stolen from Danny Brown in the first place, it's even better having him on there. Here's her first-ever mash-up/remix project, Steeling Dan, by Steely Danny Brown.
Tracklist:
0:00 - My Old Blunts (My Old School x Blunt After Blunt)
2:50 - I Was On (Doctor Wu x Old)
5:54 - Ain't It Funny How The Girls Don't Seem To Care? (FM x Ain't It Funny)
9:12 - Illegal Fun
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0C0rWOQWNU
RIDE A BEAT LIKE A BIG DICK
PETITE CHICK BULGING AT THE BELLY
WHEN MY BUTT SPLIT
CUPPED TITS GRIPPED TIGHTLY
WHEN THE CUM HITS
SUB RIPS THRU WHILE YOU DO ME OFF
THE RUM SIPS
HUM THIS TUNE WHILE YOU SCREW, AND GO HARDER
PART HHER BODY, LITTLE SHAWTY, LIKE A MARTYR
START HER WATER GETTIN' DRIPPY LIKE A FAUCET
SLAP THAT ASS AT THE MOMENT SHE DROPS IT
BLAST THAT BRASS, SEXY SAX, I SWEAT
KISS ON MY NECK, MAKE A FIST 'ROUND MY CHEST
GRIP ON YOUR SHAFT, YEAH THAT DICK'S THE BEST
BOUNCE ON THE BALLS 'TILL THEY SOLVE MY STRESS
SOLVE MY STRESS
LEMME JUST ATTEST THAT I GET THE BEST DICK
FEELIN' TRULY BLESSED THAT I GET THE BEST DICK
I LICK I SUCK I FUCK I CUP THE BALLS AND SWALLOW
I'M A REAL TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW
I CONTORT, DISTORT, COMFORT, AND HOLD THE FORT
I'M NOT TALL OR SHORT, BUT I'M SMALL AND WARPED
WALK AROUND IN TINY SHORTS WHEN IT'S WARM AND XS TEES
SKINNY BITCH, YOU CAN PUT MY KNEES BEHIND MY HEAD
GRIND THE SPRINGS OFF MY BED
PACK A HUGE COCK IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD AND
SOLVE MY STRESS
ROGUE ALIEN PET IS COMING SOON: https://trialofthegoldenwitch.bandcamp.com/
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Edited by Mint Salad: https://twitter.com/itsmintsalad
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The Golden Witch writes on Substack: http://goldenwitch.substack.com
And is also supported on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/goldenwitchfire
Golden Witch on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goldenwitchfire/
Golden Witch on Twitter: https://twitter.com/goldenwitchfire
Edited by Davoo: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDavoo
Text version of this video: http://myswordisunbelievablydull.wordpress.com/2014/07/10/10-seconds-of-tera-online-which-capture-its-appeal-perfectly/
Chech out my Solo Levelling Guide for Tera: http://myswordisunbelievablydull.wordpress.com/2012/06/07/tera-solo-leveling-guide-1-to-60-with-falario-fa/
And a tale of adventure from the game: http://myswordisunbelievablydull.wordpress.com/2012/06/14/adventures-in-tera-chasing-moby-dick/
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Hi, I’m Trixie the Golden Witch, and this is one of my archived channels.
Find my writing on https://goldenwitch.substack.com
Find my music on https://bandcamp.com/trialofthegoldenwitch
Follow my adventures on @picnicadventure
Frequent updates on Twitter and Instagram @goldenwitchfire
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Hi, I’m Trixie the Golden Witch, and this is one of my archived channels.
Find my writing on https://goldenwitch.substack.com
Find my music on https://trialofthegoldenwitch.bandcamp.com
Follow my adventures on @picnicadventure
Frequent updates on Twitter and Instagram @goldenwitchfire
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXz2_pHRNnY
The Golden Witch writes on Substack: http://goldenwitch.substack.com
And is also supported on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/goldenwitchfire
Golden Witch on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goldenwitchfire/
Golden Witch on Twitter: https://twitter.com/goldenwitchfire
Edited by Davoo: https://www.youtube.com/user/TheDavoo
Text version: https://myswordisunbelievablydull.wordpress.com/2015/08/15/lyrical-nanoha-franchise-retrospective-part-1/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GIHZN2LELI