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Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: WW3 goes a hell of a lot more smoothly when you set phasers to seduce/relax each and every hostile sphincter in allied territory. After all, a wise man once said I don't know what WW3 will be fought with, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones, that wise man was clearly a heckin unused virgin because I figured it out after 4 minutes peace and quiet, a consciousness upload of terminator genesis' porn parody homework, and 18 charcuterie boards worth of Adderall and crackers. WW3 will be won single handedly with a shipment of quadruple breasted vibrator suits and a charismatic physical copy of a shagger that comes with a manual and no monthly fee to convince everybody to sew it into their bombsite jammies. I guess the sticks and stones of the sequel will be for when humanity wants to go for a little bit more of a natural, no added sugar, colours or small combustion engines to stimulate your cumbusting clitoris, so in the event of that orgasmic near-miss, people are gonna go hard on the anal beads God intended for your gulpy, hippie, excitable colon, and my sweet, dunce hat for a tortoise shell hiding place, not even a ninja moron, your anal beads catch of the day...pebbles, from nana's trout pond. They've all got one. And for legal reasons, I must ask that you don't accidentally mistake hard clumps of non-ben and jerry's branded fish food as something that you can shovel down your incy wincy spider drainpipe racetrack you call a well hung hungry hippo bussy, the bussy seat you wouldn't give to rosa parks, because we just do not want your tapeworm getting diabetic now, do we. He already refuses to do PE. Because your digestive tract and the shadow government of sneaky male g-spots that have had their cover blown inside after all this time, will have an allergic reaction to anything that needs 50ft of HDMI cable to cattle prod your prostate into working once again, you lazy pandemic millennial of jizz expediting. Plus, I feel like in a way, using electrical appendages to cream your corny cob is a bit like culturally appropriating the geth's jackrabbit elbows that were never meant to breach the perimeter of your pelvis with anything other than violence in mind, certainly not so they can star in your lego city street lamps gone wild amateur video, in which you're trying to rebrand the word MILF to have the M no longer set to that for mini, or W for wumbo, but mechsuit/megazord to draw heat away, or rather people in heat away from your increasingly boinkable mother. That being said, I'm not totally sold on giving the geth human rights on account of the way its kinda like 4 billion p*ssed off cans of RC Cola all with the same kidney stone causing opinion, all getting to vote at once. The Quarians really screwed us hard when they failed to answer the all important question "Is that Communism in my toaster?" and then didn't even play a bit of Hasbro's fun for all the family game featuring a red alert nostril alarm every time you try to yank out one of your obese clown's death row last meal where his honk-worthy makeup skills managed to convince the attending officer that that radiantly inflamed rubberiness around his bum was actually the tight lipped no-confessions mouth all along, and proceeded to spoonfeed him lead pipes, tuna mayonnaise, and page after page of Karl Marx's manifesto and signed lipstick kisses of the most recent fentanyl filled police kneecap injustice absorbers.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under Mac Walters, once lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3.
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