As the MP for Ashton-under-Lyne (or, rather, her legs) have got the media hacks all hot and bothered, I thought I'd upload this parody to laugh at the stupidity of it all.
After being placed into the YT Gulag last Friday night, and having thought through the reasons why both Andre Walker and Mahyar Tousi feel like they have no option but to leave YouTube as well as Alex Belfield being one of the next in line to be forced off the platform, I have made the decision to leave YouTube at the end of the year and I suspect that many people will be doing the same.
I don't see YouTube as a good investment in my time in the long term, and despite coming across some good people here I think that YouTube's purpose has changed from an open and friendly platform into one where rampant wokeness and pollical correctness will eventually be its death knell.
I will still be uploading throughout 2021 but I think that come the end of the year, if I am not already banned, then I will be heading to a new site and I do have some good long-term plans whether I end up on BitChute or Odysee or indeed somewhere completely new.
YouTube has no future, apart from a few years of decline into becoming something akin to MySpace. Even Facebook is beginning an irreversible decline into being a glorified echo chamber and Twitter is just a bowl of AIDS. However, we shouldn't be sad about this IMO - this is all YouTube's doing and they deserve little if any sympathy. They got into bed with the wrong people and it will eventually kill them.
I'm aware that the video ends abruptly - I had a coughing fit after 07:20 and had said more or less what I wanted to, so ended the video there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XctkxhQNOZs
The 50 year old former Soldier from Port Talbot in South Wales will be confined to a different sort of 'Barracks' for the next year, after being sentenced for domestic abuse and lying about his identity to his former partner, before they embarked on a relationship
Porch, who has 27 similar domestic violence offences in the United Kingdom and Australia, blamed his behaviour on PTSD after serving in the Forces, and despite pleas for mercy from Veterans and a Welsh Guardsman he was sentenced at Swansea Crown Court for physically and mentally shattering an innocent woman's life.
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/serial-domestic-abuser-used-fake-23979939
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3S4eGQ_Pcc
In tribute to XTC's album 'Nonsuch' reaching 30 years of age today, a video looking back to a simpler time when we had 'Ordinary People' in society and not the SJW 'loonies' of today.
Remembering when the Cream of the Crop rose to the top, instead of something else floating!
This song definitely should have been on the original album, IMO.
Words and Music by Colin Moulding.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpumVpsaaWE
Who's ready for another parody?
Another rugby song parody taking offence at Karen's?
You are?
Strap yourself in then!
Sending up the classic sing-a-long ditty that is 'I Used To Work In Chicago', here is my latest offering... 'I Used To P*ss Off The Karen's'
New Lyrics:
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for some butter, butter from the store...
Butter she wanted, spread she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for some carpet, carpet from the store...
Carpet she wanted, laid she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for a chicken; a chicken from the store...
Chicken she wanted, cock she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for some high heels, high heels from the store...
High Heels she wanted, splayed she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for some seafood, seafood from the store...
Seafood she wanted, crabs she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for some horses, horses from the store...
Horses she wanted, rode she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for a turkey, a turkey from the store...
Turkey she wanted, gobbled she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for some piglets, piglets from the store...
Piglets she wanted, porked she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for some pastries, pastries from the store...
Pastries she wanted, creamed she got
and I can't do that anymore!
Oh, I used to piss off the Karen's
in an old department store.
I used to piss off the Karen's
but I can't do that anymore;
A Karen came in for some needles, needles from the store...
Needles she wanted, prick she got
and I can't do that anymore!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc28FKUydZg
Eleven years ago to the day, the football world was rocked to its core with the news that Gary Speed had been found dead at his home in Cheshire.
It was one of those 'where were you moments' when the news broke - I was watching the start of the Swansea City v Aston Villa match when I heard the tragic news. Even today, I still can't believe he's gone.
A fantastic footballer with Leeds United, Everton, Newcastle United, Bolton Wanderers and Sheffield United, as well as with Wales, he was beginning to develop into a first class Manager as well.
The seeds sown by Gary Speed are now being reaped by Robert Page. That is the best tribute to the great man, and if Wales can win on Tuesday against England it would be a fitting tribute - do it for Gary Speed, boys!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVv9m1XutJ4
Looking to move on from this story, but not before one final takedown parody - this time using the well-known and popular song from the Musical 'Chess' sung by Elaine Page and Barbara Dickson: 'I Know Him So Well.'
Therefore, here is 'We Know Your Sh*t Smells'.
NEW LYRICS:
Now the dust has settled on the big event
Johnny won, just like we knew he would
All of the verdicts were unanimous
Amber's career must be done for good!
Fifteen million dollars is a lot to pay
Will she cough up, who of us can tell?
Well there is one thing that we've learnt from this;
Now at least we know that her shit smells!
What a defeat! (A defeat!)
What a great loss (Great loss!)
because Johnny
Showed you who's boss!
The lies and tears they did nothing at all to persuade
The Jury (and you annoyed the Judge!)
We know your shit smells!
Slandering, defaming, playing the victim
Behaving like a brat, it didn't help!
You can forget all about future parts in films
because now a crushing blow's been dealt!
You can say goodbye to all trappings of wealth
Like the song you're on the road to hell
There's nothing that you can do to change it now;
but at least we know that your shit smells!
What a defeat! (A defeat!)
What a great loss (Great loss!)
because Johnny
Showed you who's boss!
and I know, that she was destined to lose from the start
Now her life's falling apart!
What a defeat!
What a great loss!
because Johnny
Showed her who's boss!
The lies and tears they did nothing at all to persuade
The Jury (and certainly not the Judge!)
We know your shit smells!
All the world could see right through you!
We know your shit smells!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSUKInJnNFA
Another parody drops, and this time it's a riposte to the Woke 'I know more and better than you' buffoons out there who think that the only acceptable way of living is the one which they decree to be Gospel.
Using a great but little known song by XTC (certainly an underappreciated one) called 'Stupidly Happy' the parody title is only slightly altered!
I would rather be Stupid, Dumb and Working Class than Woke, Sanctimonious and a Talking Anus.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qcKRJIo86I
This is already making Twitter Blue Check Marks salty!
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Kyle%20Rittenhouse%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
https://www.foxnews.com/us/sandmann-lawyer-rittenhouse-legal-defamation-team
He's in the money... he's in the money ;)
As an extra, 4-chan are taking screen shots of people making defamatory comments about Kyle and emailing them to him! 4-chan doing the Lord's work once again!
@TheQuartering
@Vee Live Stream
@Sargon of Akkad
@The Podcast of the Lotus Eaters
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og0nr6-lTms
After the BBC Rugby Interviewer 'cried in her car' following online criticism from people, Celebs and Twitter Blue Checkmarks came to her aid and are now demanding that anybody who dares abuse 'a Public Figure' should face imprisonment - stating 'oh but look what happened to Caroline Flack.'
The fact that Sonja is a poor interviewer who interrogated England Captain Owen Farrell before and after the match (probably she is bigoted against OCD people) as well as trying to drop him in hot water by almost forcing him to berate the Match Referee seems to have passed these morons by.
Owen comes out of this with a lot of credit, and it's funny that those who were simping for Sonja will most likely be backing a BAME replacement for her (somebody like Maggie Alphonsi or Colin Charvis). Such people change their minds more often than they change their pants,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZ1K5CccMQ