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Something Terribly Offensive
never stop boppin
Season 3 - Trials
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Music:
Are We Having A Party - Cliff Martinez
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rTRJr0CsHk
Season 3 - Trials
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Are We Having A Party - Cliff Martinez
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THESE
these-demons-of-fatness
you WILL die you WILL die
Season 4 - Relay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gapwjZeUeA0
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CAN Y
can-you-help-us
I got an amp! Trying to make some original compositions. This was made for nsfwhistorypodcast.com - they requested an outro for their episode through my fiverr (which I don't have anymore). I really liked this one so I'm putting it up here.
Lyrics:
There's
something wrong
with my dick
something really wrong
i dont
know exactly what it is
but its really wrong
i need some kind of fix
i dont care what it is
a sniff of something whiff of some
to make me forget
i
lost my mom
and its sad
yes its really sad
now i'm
stuck with tom
and he's not even my real dad
i need some kind of fix
i dont care what it is
a sniff of something whiff of some
to make me forget
can you help us
forget
about it (forget about my mommy!)
about it (forget about my dick that dont work right!)
i'm
fuckin poor
and thats the way its always been
i never had more
that exactly what i needed and
i know that the fuckers on the street who give me money
only do it as a complicated way of makin fun of me
but i
know a guy
who can help me out of poverty
he promised me a car
and a thrivin piece of property
this could be the fix
this could be what sticks
and i all have to do is sell some bullshit to some idiots!
can you help us
get rich
off the dummies
who love wastin their monies
on expensive bullshit
i've
been alone
for a year
maybe many years
i
live at home
with my cat
mr. yellow beard
i've forgotten my own life
i see demons every night
they come to take my autographed picture of jesus christ
can you help us
be saved
from the demons
that are invadin my dreamin
can you help us
escape
i'm not just thinkin about myself here
but also mr. yellow beard
cause he's done some bad shit
I NEED THAT PICTURE
OF JE-SUS
TO PROTECT ME
SO THE DEMONS WON'T COLLECT ME
AND BRING ME TO HELL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCQeN6MCI8w
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THERE
there-is-a-prison,-on-the-moon-2
animated by the one and only @slouch ! - check out his channel, there's tons of cool stuff there. KEEP YOUR EYE ON THIS GUY! @slouch
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original audio recording by the minute hour - https://youtu.be/5ccVTZMyM74
music - Philip Glass/Uakti - "Purus River" - Aguas da Amazonia
Timecrawler 82 - "Street Dancing"
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WAIT!
wait!-(no-masturbate)
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music:
Fried Bananas - Cal Tjader
lyrics:
wait! whatever you do, don't masturbate
wait! what'd I say? don't masturbate!
hey! put that thing away!
don't make me
dont make me
dont make me say
hey wait!
it's not too late x3
dont masturbate!
there's many ways you can occupy your spare time
try a family friendly board game
just...try to unwind
hey! wait! hey!
hey hey hey!
wait! whatever you do, don't masturbate!
have some patience
memorize all the nations
practice your long division
its not a chore,
its a decision
i know that you can do it if you really try
oh i can see you're the kind of guy
who wants to be in a different place
well sonny that starts with no masturbate!
in the bathroom (wait)
in the bedroom (wait!)
in the closet (wait!)
and the basement (wait wait wait!)
wait! for heaven's sake don't masturbate!
it makes your body do
things you don't want it to
it makes your body do
things you don't want it to
it makes your body do
it makes your body do
it makes your body do
things that you don't want it to!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Xh3qRXOJM
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THIS
this-song-sounds-terrible
This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members.
B - A - E (chords)
lyrics:
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
yes this song will sound terrible to you
if you identify, as a pedophile
and if you say "hey that's not my style,
I just don't like this song"
that's a pedophile in denial!
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles,
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin a plane to
pedophile island
then you won't like it
that's a 100% guarantee from me
I did the research, I got a bibliography
I took a survey
of my closest friends
and the ones who don't like this song
they like fuckin' kids
they fuck kids
they fuck kids
I stopped being their friend
cause of what they did!
I took a head count
of all my work buddies
and the ones who told me my
SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY
fuck kids
they fuck kids
I have evidence
I release it, when it's appropriate
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin' a plane to
pedophile island, then you won't like it
and if you say "hey, it's not my style,
I just don't like your song"
WRONG!
you're a pedophile
I think you're a dirty pedophile
if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child
and for you that may be cool but for me it's not
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin'
you're groomin a kid! (oo!)
(that's not cool)
(that's not cool)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_1nM4D7p4
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SIGNA
signal-return-05
Signal Return is a collaborative project from the tmh_tml discord server, the same people who make THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE (which is a printed zine).
You can see all past issues of THE MIGHTY LIGHTHOUSE here: https://theminutehour.com/zines/
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discord.gg/zx5PYst
SIGNAL RETURN 05
edited by tmh
with contributions from...
0:00 - opening
music - letsalllovelain
vid - fod
1:02 - amazon customer service
vox - mr. red rocket
vid - tmh, moxiefamous
3:19 - sigret station identification five
music - augggh, haha
vid - fod, culture
3:51 - joe's cheddar
vox - bridge stuart
vid - jammho, culture, kitten
4:50 - my car
music + vocals - dad
vid - tmh
background images - bdws, polpotsnpans
6:26 - sarsparilla
vox - syphus
vid - tmh, kitten
8:08 - sigret station id
music - icrs
vid - alfwok
9:12 - a message for tom fulp
vox - kilroy
music - mastersquinch
vid - tmh
12:06 - i am pigman station id
mus - augggh
vid - jammho
12:22 - buss a baby
vox - tmh
mus - jurgen
14:05 - dubstep station ID
mus - itsowain
vid - tmh, jammho
14:27 - tom cruisey
music - kitten
vid - tmh, soop, duk, canthandlemyhandle, beeb
16:04 - time tattoo
vox - drue langlois
music - drue langlois
vid - tmh, moxiefamous, duk, culture, classicoz
19:53 station id
vid - casualmalexl
music - framk
20:04 - superslicer 3000
vox - pyracy
vid - culture, jammho
22:00 - laughing interlude
music - azure
vox - gym slow
vid - jammho, teratoma jones, dont-feed-ben, greyscale peacock, augggh, moxiefamous
22:48 - answering machine
vox - shat dohnson
vid - don hausettler, moxiefamous, bdws, polpotsnpans, soop, culture, kitten
27:35 - the legend of hook hand
music - droopy mccool
vid - tmh, don hausettler, polpotsnpans, moxiefamous, kitten, bdws
30:52 - credits
music - kitten
vid - tmh, moxiefamous, jammho, deleted user, haru
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gbANF8sMMA
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ROB U
rob-under-quarantine
Rob is being abused and exploited, please send help. -Rob
music is The Lagoon by Hans Zimmer from The Thin Red Line
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GOOD
good-natured-pizza-delivery-guy-(who
shrug the pain away.
Season Two - Judgement
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Are Years For What? (For Marianne Moore) - Philip Glass
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NEW S
new-sheriff
There's a new drumming sheriff in town.
Season 3 - Trials
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Danger - Sam Spence
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