Some rogue mod was testing out the new "custom timeout length" feature again and timed a bunch of people out for the rest of the stream. DSP accidentally roasts Jayde by asking him if he's using button shortcuts in MK1 or using "classic".
OIC returns, asks when the next day off is, and then hits the member and tips goals. THEN he corrects Phil's pronouns. Wow that's incredible
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Look out everyone, DSP did some math, and found out that it's cheaper for him to subscribe to Ubisoft+ than to buy the games he wants to play individually. In true DSP fashion, he's having trouble figuring out how to make it work, and he'll be damned if he does any work ahead of time to figure things out.
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RPG overload is officially over, but over at Burnell Enterprises' DSP Gaming division, the long term financial damage is done.
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DSP got a very simple question on today's prestream: "can we turn off the ads?" to which he responded with the most obtuse, roundabout and feigned confusion, pretending to not know how to control the ads, when they appear, how they are selected, etc.
Let's go back in time and see whether he has ever done any experiments with the ad frequency, and whether he asked for feedback on ad frequency.
GOING BACK IN TIME!
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Do trolls have souls?
Thank you to Zcumbag for the Wojak Phil thumbnail
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOZqH1-nG2Z40sVi_AJXGYA
00:00 shout out for HATE
00:13 do trolls realize they're wasting their time?
08:23 I always win against the trolls
11:09 Trolls have miserable jobs and lives
11:54 I'm not gonna make people pay me to troll
13:15 Kat is the best person I ever met
13:38 Checkmate, troll
14:35 I don't wanna talk about it
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Last night, Phil was challenged to turn off cross play and see if he fared better against the Playstation casuals than the PC master race. The results, as expected, showed that he basically stomped most of the competition, except for a couple of players who did a decent job of adapting to his playstyle of spamming blanka ball and throwing/grabbing.
Phil's conclusion: PC players are tryhards who tweak their systems to get a competitive edge, because he's able to beat PS players but not PC players.
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When the connection is too good, you can't react because the move comes out right away!
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We're gonna have to wait another 10 years or so, for DSP to create his politics channel. In the meanwhile, we can get him to talk about unions, economics, gay marriage, and other political topics by baiting him when he talks about the news.
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