Villains Quotes: "Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why? No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid. A stupid kid!" -Sheldon J. Plankton "Happiness… must be taken. And I will take mine." -Lord Shen "If I don't stop them...it'll be a total reversal of the natural order. They laugh at Old Shaw, but you'll see. The truth...will be revealed." -Shaw "My fellow subjects, the treacherous birds have repaid our friendship with an unprovoked act of aggression. The attack will fail. We have glass, we have wood, we have TNT. We tried to kill them with kindness, and now we're just gonna have to...well, you know." -King Leonard Mudbeard "Their smiles brighten my heart and fill me with a joy-adjacent feeling. As long as they are controlled and do not laugh nor smile nor play nor laugh. Children must never laugh!" -Professor Pippy P. Poopypants "Hey. Not so special anymore, huh? Well, guess what? Nobody ever told me I was special. I never got a trophy just for showing up. I'm not some special little snowflake. No. But, as unspecial as I am, you are a thousand, billion times more unspecial than me." -President/Lord Business "Knights, new plan - the one who kills the ogre will be named champion. Have at him!" -Lord Maximus Farquaad "I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector. It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, 'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh, yeah!" -Victor "Vector" Perkins "I realized a human could never defeat a monster, but I wouldn’t let our family legacy down and so I began to search for an answer and then I saw it in an ancient text." -Professor Abraham Van Helsing "That mammoth has taken my ship, my bounty and now the loyalty of my crew! I will destroy him! And everything he loves!" -Captain Gutt Song: All is Mine by Phedora (Anti-Nightcore) (I don’t own anything, and no copyright infringement is intended) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing.)

Happy New Year! ?? Villains Quotes: "Wait, there’s no monster real estate law? Well, then... then that means that this... this was all a lie? You didn't want to have any bonding time with me, you just didn't want to give me the hotel!" -Monster Johnny "ROARRR!" -Gigi "No one outsmarts...ORSON! Now we're gonna have to play a little game called "Drop Goes the Weasel". It means, TAKE, DOWN, BUCK!" -Orson "How could she? How could she do this to her own MOTHER?!?! MEI-MEI!!!!" -Ming Lee "I'm going to enslave humanity and force them to serve as my machines. First Green Hills, then the universe, then the multiverse, then who knows?! Maybe that'll be enough. Full disclosure: you won't be there." -Dr. Robotnik "Uh, pretty much, yeah. You see, I never cared about what's good, only what's good for me! Like, say, a billion dollars! Oh, I just got a tingle." -Professor Marmalade "Besides, I was always more of an Alvin and the Chipmunks person." -Sweet Pete "I had it all worked out, a top-rate murder! I shoot Mr. Carney with Calvin's gun, I stick him in a pile of dirt or whatever yucky stuff is near the entrance to the Wharf, I leave the stupid foot sticking out so someone would be sure to see it, but little did I know that some numbskull backhoe operator working for the city was going to scoop up that pile without even checking for dead carnies! I come back, I got no body, I didn't know where they brought the dirt, and it's not like if you go around asking "hey, what's the word, did anyone find any dead guys this tall, kind of a biter?" It was a nightmare! But thankfully, blessedly, your stupid pipe burst and saved the day. Skeleton was found, frame-job back on, and it's true what they say, good things happen to good people!" -Grover Fischoeder "Buzz Lightyear, Mission Log: I now have the crystal in my possession, and can finally, at long last, finish the mission! I'm gonna go back and matter again, Buzz, and you, it will be like you were never here. So... prepare to die!" -Emperor Zurg "Evil is for adults, who steal powerful ancient stones and wreak havoc. And not for tubby little punks who should be at school, learning, taking a recess, sucking his thumb!" -Belle Bottom Song: Not Gonna Die - Skillet (Anti-Nightcore) (I don’t own anything, and no copyright infringement is intended) (Copyright Disclaimer under section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for “fair use” for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing)