If you're like me, you probably have wondered for decades about why epic poems are called "epics", despite the fact they don't seem to have many epic wins or swag in them whatsoever. You also have wondered why Carls Jr. is called that in one half of the country but in the other it's called Hardee's, and also you pick up every dead rat you see on the street and take them to the vet just in case there's a chance. If you're like me. The point is that thing about the epic poems though

I had to record this a couple different times so the audio is weird in some parts, sorry about that