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I AM SPONSORED BY EVERYONE. BUT ALSO, NO ONE.
Full Video: https://youtu.be/h61AcM7_bOE
Tonight, we will be playing Never Have I Ever, also known as "How Can I Make 6/10 People Look Like Cool Party Dudes, 2/10 People Look Psychotic, and a Further 2/10 People Look Like the Most Boring Lame-Ass Dopes Imaginable?" See if you can guess which category your boy fits into. A few hints; I've never played Fortnite, I've never been in a relationship, and I've never gotten drunk. But, I have ridden a motorcycle so I am automatically the coolest party dude...house rules.
Our inebriated temporary host, Mega Man, will kick off a fine game of Yes or No, also known as "NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THIS GOD DAMN GAME." Though unsolicited, I receive some interesting offers from 6'5" Winnie the Pooh, who appears to be spearheading a great limited time special involving some sweet tender loving and a Big Mac.
Speaking of unsolicited, limited time, special offers, did I mention this video is sponsored by everyone? That's right - Raycon, CuriosityStream, Skillshare, Squarespace, The Great Courses Plus, Dashlane, NordVPN, ExpressVPN, Raid: Shadow Legends, War Thunder, World of War Tanks, Blue Apron, G-Fuel, Trade Coffee, Honey, Harry's Razors, Dollar Shave Club. The gang's all here and they are prepared to have your babies.
And if you know what's good for your babies, you will keep them away from the oak tree on the hill, in front of the Never Have I Ever play area. There's demonic spirits around that tree. Thankfully, I happen to be an expert in the ancient martial art of exorcism, so I swiftly step to action to dispatch the unholy beast who has found its way into a bisected compatriot.
Well, friends, I believe this wraps up the sponsorship journey. The joke has been mercilessly kicked and pummeled into the pavement and I think it's just getting disrespectful at this point. Like, you don't gotta piss on the corpse; that's just wrong. Anyways, I'm gonna go hemorrhage some files from my computer so it actually has usable storage space. I'll see you guys soon for more VRChat - not actually in VR - videos.
Bye for now.
Disclaimer: I'm not sponsored by anybody, don't sue me bro. I'm not trying to clap legal cheeks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJprEeSwalA
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