Ever-So-Slightly Shoehorned Episode Description: "On this episode of Jeopardy, the decrepit remains of Trebek's psyche lay waste to a HOST of new traumas he comes upon when he finds himself staring into the eyes of his doppelganger, posed in brightly-coloured attire on the contestant line." is what I would say if this were some kind of alcohol-fueled, M. Night Shyamalan-esque fan theory. It's all a dream! What a twist!
Also, you can enable CC if there's a line you don't understand.
8-bit cover of GT Mode menu music from Gran Turismo 4 - one of 5 songs that plays at random on that menu. The song is also called "The Drift of Air".
Originally composed by Isamu Ohira
Transcription & pixel art by me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFpd2Pgo5SU
No nut, ether.
As the probational period for our fluorescent friend comes to a close, we have a decision to make: will he be a reliable member of our team whom we can call on when the huntin' gets a-spicy?
It may be tricky to work around his finicky shiternet, which is causing him to dissipate into thin air every time we go to collect our earnings. But, Kendo and I have plenty of business to discuss in the meantime.
At the time of recording, No Nut November was upon us and many potential ghost hunter hires were being locked up in horni jail. *bonk
So, we may very well come to the conclusion that, although he may not be perfect, and although his internet connection may reek like hell's sewer system, and although he may not be perfect, and although he might have possibly forgotten to turn on his EMF reader, and although he may not be perfect, and although he screams during hunts and calls us pussies, and although he may not perfect...uhhhh...I forgot where I was going with that.
Anywho, you're good people, Teeves! Now, go get me a refreshing can of copper red mica!
Kendo's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kendotommy
Telly's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCal3emajr1v6AWZWV7XNL0Q
https://www.fiverr.com/jam35var1ety
He's Crashing, But He's No Wave: (0:00)
To the Window, To the Wall: (0:54)
Pre-No Nut Asperity: (1:38)
YOU GET...NUTTIN'!: (2:34)
YOU SPLOOGE!: (2:56)
GET LAID, SIR!: (3:11)
L'attesa: (3:29)
The Winning PUH: (3:39)
Head in the Covid Clouds: (3:50)
Did We Stutter?: (4:06)
Spicy Tips: (4:10)
Consent of the Haunted: (4:25)
I Wonder What Makes Him Tick!: (4:36)
HasBRUH: (4:46)
WE MAKE IT LOOK EASY: (5:03)
More Wraithism: (5:30)
Keking Christ for a Quick High: (5:47)
Ash Wednesday: (6:00)
SnooPING AS Usual, I See!: (6:17)
Kendo, I Don't Feel Too Well: (6:26)
Lacure the Cause, But Not...THE SYMPTOM: (6:47)
Back Dat Bionicle Up!: (7:12)
Yeah, Science!: (7:30)
Looking for the Right Words: (8:03)
Mr. Bucket: (8:31)
A FOKKIN' Name: (8:37)
Who's the Bitch Now?: (8:41)
Surviving (1 Minute of) the Night: (8:47)
In It (for 1 Minute) to Win It: (9:18)
The Basic Step: (9:29)
Eh, It'll Be Fine: (9:46)
Hopscotch: (10:15)
Clueless: (10:29)
That Ain't No Chain Link Twink!: (10:41)
Another Incorporeal Brick in the Ghost Wall: (11:04)
Faded Static: (11:11)
50% Chance of Yeet: (11:46)
Sweet Nothings From a Bitter Something: (11:58)
Category 5 Yeet: (12:06)
Well, Don't That Beat All?: (12:20)
The Final Pieces Fall Into Place: (12:36)
Cruisin' for a Dick Punch: (13:14)
Post-Probation Review: (13:33)
Thank you for watching!: (13:43)
Pajama Lady, Signing Off: (14:16)
#Phasmophobia #Ghosts #Probate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BECx1p_KAQU
No. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Donkey punch candidates:
Silver: https://www.twitch.tv/silvrwingz
Xira: https://www.twitch.tv/vtuberxirachan
#Phasmophobia #Door #Why
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u3qXtpDahE
MAN! WHEN ARE WE GONNA GIT GUD!?
We continue haz-er, uh...training our all-too-eager new recruit in the ways of coercing the apprehensive ghouls into giving us all their juicy secrets.
But, to say that we make a few blunders would be a grave understatement.
Flashlights? Three of them. Thermometers? Left at base. Door? Not found. Yurei? Actually a demon. Name...forgotten.
What will become of such a rag-tag group of unprofessional hoobastank?
Silver's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/silvrwingex
Kendo's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kendotommy
Senpai's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCctzfxKOCkF6mhLU8HWACOQ
Senpai's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/senpai_metal
Gung-ho: (0:00)
Weed, Grass, Need Ass: (0:17)
NO MORE BOUNCIN' THAT BLUE SNOWBALL: (0:32)
Had To Be the Basement: (0:49)
If Crazy Equals Genius...: (1:10)
Giggle, Giggle: (1:28)
These Are the Questions That Need To Be Asked: (1:39)
Impostor: (1:49)
The Real Deal: (2:01)
Calm Yo Tits: (2:11)
Sorry to Pop Your Bubble: (2:27)
Shun the Non-Believer: (2:44)
Working Blind: (2:52)
Gargle, Gargle: (3:22)
No Se El Nombre: (3:42)
Shopping List: (4:04)
A Tale of Two Kenneths: (4:29)
Welcome to Attica: (4:39)
Set Sail On Cringe Cruise 2020: (4:54)
GOT 'EM: (5:13)
Bush Whacker: (5:26)
Mayor Mare: (6:00)
Great Story: (6:43)
Head Start: (7:09)
Really...Great Story: (7:18)
He Just Met a Girl Named Maria: (7:30)
Re: The Above Average Death Rate of Edgelords: (7:42)
It's Just a Door, Dick. Sit Down...: (7:53)
Louis Wilson: (7:58)
Flirtin' With Disaster: (8:03)
Mighty Mad Maria: (8:36)
Rejection!: (8:57)
Gutter Talk: (9:15)
Solid Strats: (9:35)
"Dramatic Flare": (10:02)
Insufficient Sanity: (10:27)
That Won't Be Necessary: (10:41)
No Prince: (10:48)
Senpai's Yeeting Self: (11:01)
Debrief: (11:17)
You Will Feel My Wraith: (11:54)
Thank you for watching!: (12:12)
#Phasmophobia #Ghosts #GITGUD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh-mXwYwmJE
I think "the kids" would say that Bloo is...ahem...salty AF. But, I...I wouldn't say that. But, I'm also kinda "the kids", but...I'm also kinda not...so...
This and other YTPs in NPCarlsson's Five Nights at Foster's 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PISLLW6F9yI
Also, you can enable CC if there's a line you don't understand.
Thanks for watching!
- James
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBKkHnF5gpA
"Don't ask me, I don't know."
Telly's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCal3emajr1v6AWZWV7XNL0Q
https://www.fiverr.com/jam35var1ety
A Criminal Injustice: (0:00)
Don't Be So Koi: (0:26)
An Unearthly Abomination Has Appeared: (0:45)
Penis Nose Gets His Centennial Checkup: (1:03)
Adoorable: (2:12)
How Could He?: (2:21)
Wabbits Fo Weal!: (2:31)
Thanks for the Follow!: (3:19)
Jeepers Peepers, We're a Couple of Creepers!: (3:33)
Hero Chat: (4:17)
The Royal Couple: (8:14)
Nahhh...: (8:40)
The Golden M's: (8:45)
Two Suns, That's Heavy...Massive to Be Precise...: (9:02)
Thanks for watching!: (10:04)
What the Hell Was Even Any of This?: (10:12)
#VRChat #Stonks #DaddyChill
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u015wk7NBsA
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!
Yo, dawg. I heard you like motion, so I brought some more motion sensors for your motion sensors sensing motion so you can sense while you sense.
And now that the motion has been sensed and the objectives have been gotten...objectively...we can proceed to talk to the ground where the Ouija board is ALLEGEDLY sitting. I just hope it doesn't go through with saying the gamer word.
If oni Joe would quit eating all the GOD DAMN PILLS, and stop pressing the GOD DAMN RAMP CLOSE BUTTON, then maybe we could get on with this GOD DAMN GHOST HUNT and get some GOD DAMN MONEY!!!
Oh hi, Mary Clark.
Dave's Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0kjLn4T_v6kZtkVv689KVw
Dave's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/davefrehley
https://www.fiverr.com/jam35var1ety
End Screen Music by: https://soundcloud.com/makoto-humanelements
It's Ok, He Deserved It: (0:00)
CG Weegee: (0:13)
Pressing for Answers: (0:41)
OUIJA, NO!: (1:23)
Batter Delivery: (1:40)
Irrational Rations: (2:16)
Speak Speak Speak Speak to Me, Let Us Go: (2:32)
If Oni: (3:01)
Yup: (3:35)
IF WE WEREN'T CRUCIFUCKING AROUND BEFORE, WE CERTAINLY ARE NOW: (3:40)
Premature: (3:54)
Tony v. Ezekiel: (4:20)
Freezing, Temperatures Dropping Now: (4:24)
A, You're Adoorable: (4:39)
Get a Clue: (4:48)
Sweet Motion: (5:07)
B, Means That You're a Bitch: (6:28)
Incentives: (6:46)
Do You Hear What I Hear?: (7:00)
Complications of the Job: (7:28)
*bird poops on shoulder: (7:49)
That Was Easy: (8:15)
Trigger Finger When It Counts the Least: (8:29)
Sarlacc and Rancor at Groin: (8:37)
Name As It Ever Was: (8:45)
Something About Mary: (8:50)
...: (9:11)
SWEEEEEET, SWEEEEEET, SWEET VICTORY: (9:27)
How About Another Hunt, Andrew?: (10:05)
A Lesson Unlearned: (10:29)
Next Time...: (10:48)
Thank you for watching!: (11:35)
Hehehehehehe Ehhh Heheheheh: (12:06)
#Phasmophobia #Ghosts #
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUtRF1m19Q
Hold on to something. We've got a 5.7 on the Richter scale behind us!
*tips fedora
Alright, gang; this evening, we'll be visiting m'lunch lady Dorris for some late night snacks. But she seems a bit cross for some reason. I hope she doesn't think I've been unfaithful. She should know I wouldn't dare touch another woman's tater tots.
Of course, it might just be the brutal case of jaundice she appears to have going on right now.
I think we'd better just grab the test answers and geEeEeEeEeEt tHe HeCk OuTtA hErE!
Silver's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/silvrwingz
Poke's Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/pokelink25
Also on the Menu: Cyri0us!
https://www.fiverr.com/jam35var1ety
Ready to Sign Them Papers: (0:00)
Next Steps: (0:20)
Getting Her Steps In...Another Step Joke? Really?: (0:43)
Ohhh Mama, If You're What's For Lunch, I Think I'd Rather Have Detention: (1:28)
Hasty and Tasty: (1:56)
Early Warning: (2:06)
Top 10 Anime Betrayals: (3:04)
Chunks of Chungus: (3:25)
What's Her 20?: (4:13)
Screw Gravity!: (4:41)
That Where No One Dare Wonder: (4:55)
Picky: (5:17)
Just a Peek?: (5:46)
That's Not Even a Word and I Agree With Ya: (6:08)
No Man Left Behind...Unless...: (6:14)
At 211 Degrees, Water Is Hot. At 212 Degrees, It Fucking Kills You: (6:45)
It's a Living...: (7:13)
Mushroom Kingdom: Only the Finest Sourced Ingredients: (7:43)
Nobody Every Asks How Is Scooby-doo: (8:02)
Tangible Victory!: (9:22)
Sloppy Seconds...uckhhh (9:31)
Thanks for watching!: (13:20)
Beef Wellington for Lunch? Mmm, Bussin': (13:37)
#LunchLady #MidTerms #WhatsNewScoobyDoo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Oc5WumjmI
Any% Speedrun, Ghost World Noclip Allowed
There's a reason my high school yearbook elected me 'Most Likely to be Choked to Death by a Ghost". Quicker than one of the girls who printed that yearbook popped out a baby (pretty fast, believe you me), I'm having the life wringed out of me in this house. But, don't worry.
It's all part of my plan to be the top #1 Phasmophobia speedrunner of the world!
Dave: https://www.twitch.tv/davefrehley
https://www.fiverr.com/jam35var1ety
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#Phasmophobia #Speedrun #FastAF
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXekqLjmT1A