Parody- for fun but also critical thinking ?
Abhorrent science of playtime, fantasy, imagination, pretend, diapers, trailers, pillowcase art, brown sand “simulate”, “simulant”, “stimulant”, or “cinnamon” - because “we don’t have Mars soil”... we don’t have Mars anything. Fake space is pretend for adults who need costumes, toys, tunnels, and imagination to be smarter than you.
Whether you have long arms, a long neck, a desire for heat stroke, immobility, or want to suffocate at a slow rate, NASA has developed technologies that may someday rival old-time diver basics of Post-WW2 US Navy basic training.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHKL9EdUwo0