Here's the first two levels. I guess the critical information we learn is: Keen is dreaming, and we need to collect those weird bombs. "Keen Dreams, or Commander Keen in Keen Dreams, is a Commander Keen game created after the Keen 3 and before Keen 4, and is often considered "Keen 3.5" or otherwise as coming in between the two main series of Keen games. It is notable for its lack of a pogo stick, Neural Stunner or raygun, with Keen using Flower Power to temporarily incapacitate foes. It also lacks SGA lettering, presumably because the game doesn't take place in space. The game centers around a general theme of vegetables. The episode was not widely released until some time after the Goodbye, Galaxy! series, often earning it the title of the "Lost episode." Keen Dreams was ported to the Android platform by the Super Fighter Team and released in June 2013. It can be downloaded from Google Play. In September 2014, a community funded effort purchased the rights to Keen Dreams and released the source code under the GPL. It is available on GitHub." http://www.shikadi.net/keenwiki/Keen_Dreams ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhZG4D-vDd4

Remember when Homer did this? I dunno if this is supposed to be part of the game lol. For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJBKyTfCjCc ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YbzFNzAq3g

Rage Crackrock breaks into the fourth floor of this dreaded dungeon. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhW_vn1eVF0

Silly April Fools bullshit. But they really should add the Urbanmech. Patch Notes April 1st, 2014 PATCH #14 Upcoming Patch - Tuesday, April 1st @ 10AM -- 1PM PDT Patch Number: 1.3.279 Change Log UPDATE Greetings MechWarriors! Welcome to the April 1st Patch! We are proud to announce that Paul was quoted as saying "now everything is perfect and we never have to change anything ever again." Now that April Fool's is out of the way... Everything has gone according to plan with the 12-hour Downtime and Data Migration! We thank you for your patience while we were preparing MWO for future updates. The Launch module is progressing and we have more great teasers for the coming Clan Invasion lined up for you. We have also changed up the Trial 'Mech offerings with the addition of a Victor Champion! The Victor Champion 'Mech with it's 10% XP boost will be available for MC purchase on April 8th. Meanwhile, in tuning: Missile speed got toned down to the sweet spot and the turrets health has been made a bit less challenging to overcome. You can now select one, two, or all modes to search for when looking for a match. I personally like to keep in on All just to have the maximum surprise factor in any match-up. Don't run off yet, we wouldn't leave you with this and nothing more... For once upon an April Fool's happy, I announced a 'Mech so shiny and fancy, With a 30% C-bill boost for those who always need something more. Upon the hardpoints, you will be gleaming, suddenly load-out scheming, As you think you must be dreaming, there's a tapping at your cockpit door. 'Who is this?", you wondered, "tapping at my cockpit door." 'Huginn', the Raven Hero, some craters, and nothing more. See you on the battlefield! Matt Newman Content New Hero Mech "Huginn" RVN-H - Tonnage: 35 - Engine: 280 XL -- Top Speed: 129.6 kph -- Max Engine Rating: 300 - Torso Movement: -- 120 degrees to each side. -- 20 degrees up and down. - Arm Movement: -- 0 degrees to each side. -- 30 degrees up and down. - Armor: 232 (Ferro-Firbrous) - Internal Structure: Endo-Steel - Weapons & Equipment: -- Left Arm: Machine Gun x2 -- Left Torso: Streak SRM 2 -- Right Torso: SRM 6 -- Right Arm: Machine Gun x2 - Hardpoints: -- Left Arm: 2 Ballistic -- Left Torso: 1 Missile, 1 AMS -- Right Torso: 1 Missile -- Right Arm: 2 Ballistic - Heat Sinks: 10 Double - Jump Jets: 2 (2 Max) - ECM Capable?: No - Module Slots: 2 - Movement Archetype: Small - 30% C-Bill Bonus New Trial Champion Mech Victor VTR-9S(C) - Tonnage: 80 - Engine: 350 XL - Top Speed: 70.9 kph -- Max Engine Rating: 385 - Torso Movement: -- 90 degrees to each side. -- 20 degrees up and down. - Arm Movement: -- 10 degrees to each side. -- 30 degrees up and down. - Armor: 480 (Standard) - Internal Structure: ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjj9k9YwstQ