Aye! Here be a tale of the Grog Blossom Inn - IN LYRICAL FORM!!
Listen to Iron & Ale while in the shower! While drinking beer! While drinking beer in the shower!
This is the first single off an unnamed and unmade album! of acoustic savagery and mystical mayhem! Grab your favorite wench and a tankard of ale turn it up to 11!
LYRICS
Come inside, take a seat, I’ll tell ya the tale Of the Grog Blossom Inn Built thirty years ago by a man we all know So, take a pull for ol' Thomas Pippen
With walls made of stone, ten feet thick And a forest of oak shaved for the fit On the precipice of woe, poverty and pricks? Add a gallon of ale, smile and remit
Where the haunts all give up their gold For a tankard of ice laden beer Where the women will steal your soul Whatever your quirk, you'll find it here!
We're all bastards and whores Guardsmen of moors (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all princes and pawns The weak and the brawn (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all killers and saints Landlords and waifs (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all young and abhorred The Bonemen of Yore (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all a little fucked in the head Go ask John if you don't agree ‘for too long we'll all be dead So have a drink, the first one's on me
Be it treasure you seek or the traveller’s weed You'll find your way at the Inn Be it music ya need or a barrel of mead Take a pull for ol' Thomas Pippen
And if tempers begin to rise, Well, take your shit straight out the door It should come as no surprise If you make trouble your arse hits the floor
We're all bastards and whores Guardsmen of moors (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all princes and pawns The weak and the brawn (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all killers and saints Landlords and waifs (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all young and abhorred The Bonemen of Yore (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
For when the night begins to wane And there's no more fancy to fill Tomorrow we'll meet again On the top of Ole Manny Hill
We're all bastards and whores Guardsmen of moors (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all princes and pawns The weak and the brawn (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all killers and saints Landlords and waifs (And we're) Made from Iron and ale
We're all young and abhorred The Bonemen of Yore (And we're) Made from Iron and ale Made from Iron and ale Made from Iron and ale Made from Iron and ale