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You're A Fedtard, Grinchstalker!
"You're a fedtard, gangstalker/You're a total waste of space/Your existence is acinine, you're a pain in the ass, GAngstalkeeeeer!
You're basically the equivalent of a diarheaa shit brought to life by black magic"
"gangstalkers are the new mall cops. That's the whole joke.
Paul Blart: Fartboxin' Gangstalker" ?☝️
Making fun of the gangstalkers again. Some raw music and comedy improv done acopella/spoken word style straight into the smartphone. The musical section is obvious play on 'You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch!' by Dr. Seuss/Thurl Ravenscroft/Albert Hague. All rights reserved. The comedy and parody lyrics are straight Christopher Xylen Robertson tho, yo. Enjoy!
You're basically the equivalent of a diarheaa shit brought to life by black magic"
"gangstalkers are the new mall cops. That's the whole joke.
Paul Blart: Fartboxin' Gangstalker" ?☝️
Making fun of the gangstalkers again. Some raw music and comedy improv done acopella/spoken word style straight into the smartphone. The musical section is obvious play on 'You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch!' by Dr. Seuss/Thurl Ravenscroft/Albert Hague. All rights reserved. The comedy and parody lyrics are straight Christopher Xylen Robertson tho, yo. Enjoy!
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A Shoo In For The Shut In Awards is one of two albums I released May 2021 on BitChute, Soundcloud and other sites. It is an indie art rock centered album as opposed to Essential Travel, which is more of an experimental album. This album explores different styles of indie ranging from new wave, worldbeat, neo soul, neo psych, post rock, and other things. All of the lyrics have redpill conscious themes, such as 'The Shot', which is an anti-vax song, 'Chinatown' (which attacks the tyrannical lockdown of our country due to Convid and the attempted Communist takeover from China), or the appropriately titled '5g', an anti-5g song of course.
+++ Note about the artwork: Although the photo collage was done by me, I do not own some of the individual elements (such as the skeleton, pic of bones, etc.) I am not sure who those belong too but all rights reserved to them :) The cover is not meant to have the black around it. I just can never get the covers to upload correctly to Soundcloud without cutting stuff off so I had to reduce the original size and put the black around it in order for it to fit.
If you prefer, you can also bump the album on the following sites:
www.joshwhotv.com/video/40453/xyle…-full-album-2021
soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/sets/a-shoo-in-for-the-shut-in
hearthis.at/avadhuta-records/se…ds-full-album-2021/
Or to support me, you can purchase the album on Gumroad:
gumroad.com/l/DHFNf
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Music video for my song When We Sleep We Meet On Snowy Beaches' from my instrumental project Mythshifter off the album Soothsayer 2: Snow Angels & Ice Demons Of The Frozen Purgatory, available on this site and others, and for purchase here: https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/mythshiftersoothsayer2snowangelsandicedemons?layout=profile
Video taken from the A Merry Various Vortices Christmas livestream: https://www.bitchute.com/video/IiauhktfOJxK/
Music by Mythshifter (Chris Robertson), no one has any right to steal or to imitate my work.
Cartoon visuals from Beowulf (1998) and Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town (1970), all rights reserved. I don't own these.
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My take on modern day third wave feminism and one of its early sub movements, the 90s alternative movement known as Riot Grrl.
Starting today, new videos every Thursday: music performances and videos, discussions, and skits. Uploaded to here, Bitchute and Vidme.
All music used by my instrumental project Mythshifter.
several times Kim Gordon ruined an otherwise solid Sonic Youth song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTSUwIZdMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-kDtrsW4cg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgEqZwAXI8Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dHgYURTEQY
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(Uploading my back catalog April 2022 onward):
Late April 2022: TI video I made last night. Experienced a strange synchronicity with encountering an old lady (most likely a fed considering the area) who had her wrist up to her mouth for an abnormal amount of time, suggesting that she was talking into a wristwatch with walkie talkie abilities. It wasnt until later I noticed the similiarity to the famous scene in They Live where the Reptillian lady is saying 'I have one who can see!' The even stranger thing about this is that I randomly used that same gif for the picture for my new song 'Frequent Dreamer Miles' before replacing it with the album cover, but WAS able to capture a screenshot of one of my fans commenting on the They Live pic before I replaced it. Anyway, the video explains more. I hope to do more of these TI Caught On Video things in the future. Stay tuned.
Song at the end: 'Frequent Dreamer Miles' from my upcoming EP of the same name. Dropping May or June. Listen to it here: https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/xylen-roberts-frequent-dreamer-miles-rough-cut
Support me here: https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/
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Live stripped down version of a song off of my album Jump Into The Portals, available here: http://xylenroberts.bandcamp.com/album/jump-into-the-portals. Check out my other sites, avlbl. in the About section of my channel.
lyrics:
I'm all lit up, the neon drips from my exposed and screaming skull
I'm all lit up, I shake my hips in the demolished half houses of fall
I'm all lit up, like christmas lights strewn overtop of fagrant waterfalls
I'm all lit up, like one's body on an x-ray table, blue dye flowing through me like a sepiatone soul
I'm all lit up, smoking pot and driving
I'm all lit up, green foliage and Hindi music
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6ebii0DDvs
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another re embodiment, starting with a sample of Tortoise's very spaghetti westerny 'Along The Banks Of Rivers' as a starting place. Then took it in a trip hop sort of direction with drum machines & bass, then added some of my own lyrics about a patriotic Inmyeonjo (bird with human head) named after the actor River Phoenix fighting back against an army of decepticon birdbots lol. Lyrically its a follow up to an instrumental I did a few years back of the same first title 'Birdbots...' about the conspiracy theory about robotic fake birds being passed off real ones, something that has proven to have some weight in recent times.
Music by Xylen Roberts & Tortoise; lyrics and vocals by Xylen Roberts.
Lyrics:
I watched a bird outside of my window
I thought of you, your theory on birdbots
what kind of world are we coming to
when you can't even trust the little birdies?
Chorus:
So I will go up on Dirge hill
and make my last stand for freedom
destroy the birdbots yeah
so here I stand, Desert Eagle in my hand
and like a hawk, I'll fly over my land
the sun is hot, I spot me a birdbot
I squint to see him, shoot him with buckshot
my roots are deep, call me River Pheonix
named after the actor, named after mom nature
(repeat chorus)
+++ written by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson), April 18th 2023.
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In this follow up to the Charls Carroll video, I catalogue screenshot PROOF Charls knew who I was as early as 2020 plus get trolled from some of his sycophants and finally Gumroad (where both Charls Carroll and Sam Hyde both have popular channels that view little ol' grassroots me as competition) suspends my account with no explanation, presumably in retalliation for exposing Charls and Sam.
For the Gumroad and first Charls exposed vids:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/qAbsrPJlalb7/ Charls pt 1
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Qd7C4wwQCPbI/ Gumroad Suspends My Account
+UPDATE: Gumroad reinstated my account. To learn more, find the follow-up vid I just uploaded.
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(Originally uploaded 7/30/22): In Episode 3 of Samsara Junkyard: Perdition Theater, we look at the oppressive insanity of Detective Mook and the modern corrupt cop/Fedboi wing of the Illuminati. The main meat of the story involves a scenario in which Mook 'cracks down' on a family celebrating the now outlawed Independence Day instead of the new state holiday Mommy State Dependence Day...and with their own non-GMO food and over social distancing capacity at that! How dare they!
Along the way we encounter the omnipresent Ask Lucy copbot, Patriot Front-style fedboi phoney Motorfed, numerous surreal nightmarish hellscapes, and of course the judge of it all in the afterlife, God and The Devil's mediary The Grim Reaper.
For previous SJPT episodes (also available here and other places but Bitchute is glitchy and may not play them):
https://www.joshwhotv.com/v/.QD8qkQ
https://www.joshwhotv.com/v/.QDt_zQ
This radio theater and all its contents (story content, voices, music) were written, performed, recorded, edited and produced by Xylen Roberts (Chris Robertson). The radio theater does, however, include a number of foley sound effects downloaded for free from Freesound.org and processed via effects processors.
* Corrections to mistakes in show: I meant to say 'non corporeal' instead of corporeal when referring to time during 'Mook's past present vision' sentence and 'red and blue' when referring to the farting police sirens at the beginning of the Party crackdown scene.
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Originally uploaded August 2022; more backlog videos coming soon:
In Episode 4 of 'The Baphomet Billionaire Holiday Hellscape' saga, season finale of the radio theater series Samsara Junkyard: Perdition Theater, we explore the horrific actions of Illuminati shill rapper Grey Matta. In particular, we review what happened at 'The Mommy State Dependence Day Festival' at Hellmouth Arena in 2021.Along the way, we encounter killer cyborg bees, a woke security guard with Multiple Sclerosis, countless brainwashed sheeple in the audience, plenty of cool music (including an original Grey Matta tune, background music from Mythshifter, and my song 'Dependence Day') and much more. Enjoy! Also available on JoshWhoTV, Soundcloud and HearThis.. Peace!
This is the season finale of Season 1. It wasn't going to be originally but I have decided to take a break from the series. Season 2 will pick up where we left off sometime next year. In the meantime, I am going to focus on a series of music projects instead. At some point, I will redo the outro to this episode to make all of this clearer but in the meantime am changing the various info sections etc. to clarify. Thank you :)
This radio theater was written, performed, recorded, produced etc. by Xylen Roberts. All the music in it is either by my instrumental project Mythshifter or by my singer/songwriter project Xylen Roberts. The radio theater does contain numerous free to download/royalty free sound effects from Freesound.org, altered in a variety of strange ways by yours truly, however. So thanks to those anonymous kind folks for lending me their ooze sounds, concert chatter field recordings, and other sound effects.
'Dependence Day' is from my 2021 album Essential Travel, available to listen in full over on Soundcloud and other places and to purchase on Gumroad:
https://soundcloud.com/xylen-roberts/sets/essential-travel-full-album
https://xylenroberts.gumroad.com/l/GTMpA
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