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Friday April 27th, 8PM- Infinity War. You going with me? I just ordered 2 tickets.
Okay, here's the ground rules.
1. I'll buy you whatever you want before the movie. Candy, popcorn, drinks, even a hotdog. But you can't ask for anything during the movie.
2. No talking during the movie. I can't be distracted. You got questions? Write them down, I'll answer them when it's over.
3. No hand-holding, it'll distract me and I'll miss things I've waited ten years to see. Save your cooties until post post credit scenes. Kissing also applies.
4. If a main character dies, we cry together, If you ain't crying, you walking home. I need you invested in this.
5. If you cancel the movie date, I'll need 24 hours notice so that I may replace you with a suitable viewer, most likely Jesse. If you cancel last minute and I have to watch alone, You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
6. If a crazy white guy wants to come up in there trying to ruin the movie by shooting at people, I need you to take him down quickly and keep him under control. Wait until after the movie to call the police, I don't need the commotion interrupting the movie.
Any questions?
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