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Hi everyone! This is your favourite Premier (and your favourite Queenslander I might add), Annastacia Palaszczuk! And I’m here with your favourite Chief Health Officer, Dr John Gerrard.
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“Greetings… Just look at all those letters after my name, I KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!”. Thank you for that lovely introduction John. First of all, I’d just like to thank all Queenslanders for doing the right thing and going out and getting vaccinated. That’s the best way to end this pandemic as soon as possible. Now that the New Year is upon us, 2022, it’s time to give Queenslanders a little bit of a reward… That’s right, it’s time to mask up again! That’s the only way to keep us safe from this terrible virus. [Heavy breathing]. [Muffled speech]. Let me just take that off. As we all know, the new year needs some new rules, so we’ve created a whole bunch of new rules to make it even easier for you to stay safe. As you already know, masks are already mandatory in supermarkets, and air planes, and cinemas. But starting from today, you’ll also have to start wearing them in workplaces, pubs, and sports arenas, libraries, and nail salons. It’s really the only way to keep us safe now that we’re all heavily vaccinated. It should be noted that when you’re in a pub, club, or cafe (a place that unvaccinated people are not allowed to visit remember), it’s not necessary to wear a mask when you’re sitting down. As Dr John can testify, the virus loves spreading at high altitudes, as we can see with our previous rule for air planes. Whether your 30,000 ft in the sky, or standing up in a cafe, you must wear a mask. The virus loves heights. I can’t stress that enough. Isn’t that right Dr John? “Yes, Premier”. And what would happen if somebody were to stand up without a mask on in a pub or cafe? “They might DIE!”. That’s right Queenslanders! You don’t want to die, do you?
So in order to keep everybody safe from death, and in light of the virus spreading in high places, we’ve made a few more rules starting from tomorrow. When doing a handstand, it is not necessary to wear a mask if you’re vaccinated, but you need to wear one if you’re unvaccinated. It’s all to do with relative height from the ground. If you’re doing a headstand though, you must wear a mask if you’re vaccinated, but not if you’re unvaccinated. This is all making sense, isn’t it Dr John. “It certainly is, Premier”. If you’re jogging less than 12km/h, you need to wear a mask, no matter what your vaccination status is. It’s all to do with relative wind speeds and so on. It’s all very scientific. But if you’re vaccinated and running between 12km/h and 16km/h, you need not wear a mask, but unfortunat
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