get rekt switchguy, april fools Big thanks to the collaborators who made this project possible, specifically LeifEricson who mixed the vocals and added the beat switch. Un4Gettable: https://soundcloud.com/itis4 LeifEricson: https://www.youtube.com/user/er1c1996 1st half of the beat (Rowboat by LinXX): https://youtu.be/Rzu7dfT-qhg Lyrics: Name is switchyraps (yeah) thinks his lyrics slap (yeah) can’t to do basic tasks (ooh) dirty room is where it's at? (ooh) claims that he's good at smash I think I'd rather pass need a mod for this chat perfect name inside this hat steals his name from rubbertoe guess not enough euros Shows chat all his toes How else you gonna make the dough your dates keep their standards low still higher than your bitrate goes hey where did that speed game go stayed longer than your girlfriend though you're too cheap to pay the people who edit for you constantly, but we know that’s the Max% of your priorities He has an issue keeping his viewer base on track, cause he switches speed games more often than he voice cracks Supporting me for 2 years? VIP? Naw!, You gave me 100 bits, oh yeah I’ll give you mod! I see you over here, flexing, trying to impress, your pb or your outfit, I can't tell which one changes less. (Chorus) Oh hey mr streamer on twitch Ever heard of that guy yeah, his name is switch EYGee man, why can't his runs ever stick? hey look at him now, taking his shirt off for bits? over there, hey look it's switchguy. just failed honey skip, yeah he might cry. Don't worry man, cheer up, it'll be fine Just load up jackbox, I mean why ever try? (Four Verse) (It’s Four) Choke on dicks more than runs Only finger you'll get sore is your thumb An adult? This kid's a bum All he really cares about it selling out them subs He's thinks he's smart, that's just dumb Lost in chess, looks like a scrub Can't imagine if he tried to drop a diss I mean this gamer really is preposterous And yet if I watch stream, all I see Is his obnoxiousness I don't even think he's got common sense Switchyraps is no longer His bars weak, but our's be stronger Better drop outta college after this one Cause if anyone else hears, they'll at least wanna diss once People runnin' into you say who is this? People wanna run into me faster than tool assist. I'm the top dog, and you a b*tch This (is) too legit, you stay usin' lubricant You're full of foolishness Lookin' like a hooligan (Chorus 2) (Ninja Verse 2) you think you can rap now? look, I got a Soundcloud Irrelevant like your DayZ "sub goal? but i'm lazy" Name stolen by Skozzy Nips id rather not see Sucky bingo racer Runs melting like the glaciers Neck lookin like giraffe But still too scared to play fnaf Half your chat just lurkin’ For Jason, they are searchin’ Why’d you even do fuit gummy Like one less letter is that funny You think you're gonna be the best? Honestly just reset. Switch is live? I diagnose you with: end stream I'd rather watch Jeff, 'cause at least he's in the green When you say a joke, what I don't hear is laughter All your chat wants is your shirt off faster Playing sms, man, you look like a disaster Mourning over runs, yeah, I've never seen you sadder Oh no switch, it's not time for sad thoughts Just bundle your emotions, and hide ‘em with Jackbox (Chorus 3) (Hold up. Let’s kick it old school, Ready? Yeah, that’s better. Joey, help us out.) (Joey Verse) Streamer guy just choked a run You won’t ever be number one Wow you got a P B? First one one in 3 months I don’t know what’s worse, Your runs or your rhymes If there was an award for most chokes You’d win it every time Your such trash Your chat just left God id rather watch Jeff You’re so bad No WR Might as well go back to jumpstart Well Switch, I always knew that it would come to this And you about to feel the weight of this immortal diss I watch your bingos man, maybe Jeff's the sober one At least when Jeff streams he finishes a decent run Speaking of Jeff, he carries you on every track Got as much music talent as Rebecca Black When it comes to speedruns you’re PC, I'm Mac And could you do us all a favor and bring shirtless back? I never seen a dude choke runs faster Chat wants less Switch and more Master Never seen a more boring broadcaster Break your ego up like it's made of plaster Why'd you take my damn mod away, man? I've been gone too long? Is that it, fam? Well let me tell you something, listen real close You just got your ass handed to you time to say “Adios” ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjk696pMXJc

Is Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania good or great? I share my initial thoughts on this new entry in the series Channel avatar drawn by @miralyk https://twitter.com/miralyk ---------------------------- My Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/NinjastarReview discord: https://discord.gg/n3qCF9T ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PG9FYMBNpQ

I started working on this on october, but I got lazy and hardly worked on it for the following months, but I finally finished part.1, not sure when part.2 will ever be finished, but it will be much easier to make than this. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVCkK9ZgxVM

gamefreak actually made a good game, pretty epic Channel avatar drawn by @miralyk https://twitter.com/miralyk Additional art by @DreamChaserInk https://twitter.com/DreamChaserInk ---------------------------- My Links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/NinjastarReview discord: https://discord.gg/n3qCF9T ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UMTO7zrMww