You're walking in the woods? there's no? one???? around and your phone is dead? out of the corner of your eye?️ you spot him.? John Stossel. He's following you?-----? About 30 feet? back. He gets down on all fours?? and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you.?--? John Stossel. You're looking for your car? But you're all turned around? He's almost upon you now?? And you can see there's ?️lood on his face!? My god, there's blood everywhere!??? Running for your life?? (From John Stossel.) He's brandishing a knife.? (It's John Stossel.) Lurking in the shadows?️ Hollywood superstar? John Stossel. Living in the woods,?? (John Stossel.) Killing for sport, (John Stossel.) Eating all the bodies? Actual, cannibal John Stossel.? Now it's dark? and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself.? Stranded with a murderer,? You creep silently? through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on.? Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg!? Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg? (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.)? Now you're on the doorstep,? Sitting inside, John Stossel. Sharpening an axe, (John Stossel.) But he doesn't hear you enter,? (John Stossel.) You're sneaking up behind him.?? Strangling superstar? John Stossel. Fighting for your life with John Stossel, Wrestling a knife from John Stossel,? Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from John Stossel. You limp into the dark woods,⛺? Blood oozing from your stump leg.?? But you have won. You have beaten John Stossel. Wait! He isn't dead! Stossel Surprise❕? There's a gun to your head?? and death☠️ in his eyes?️ But you can do Jiu Jitsu? Body Slam superstar?John Stossel Legendary fight? with John Stossel Normal? Tuesday⏳night for John Stossel You try to swing an axe at John Stossel But blood? is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left⬅️ You counter to the right➡️ you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated? John Stossel His head topples to the floor, expressionless ? You fall to your knees and catch your breath? You're finally safe from John Stossel ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QgauDak4Js