Don't discount DOGE. Mainstream says it's a joke, it isn't. ?
It's a fork of Bitcoin. With network consensus and enough people behind it anything is possible.
I think Final Stand (on youtube) is right. This is not a coincidence. Cryptic but blatantly in your face. "D O G E #1". Someone probably pointed that out to him (Elon Musk) at some point and he's been waiting to insert it at the right moment. Verify, it works.
"Let’s find out just how live Saturday Night Live really is [Smiling face with horns]" @elonmusk
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