Planetside is the easiest MMO to literally just jump into and blast a bazillion dudes off the face of the planet. Doesn’t mean it’s brain dead though. You can think, just go with the flow, easy go; then some dude who knows how to fly a death machine comes down on your entire clan and forces his way into a dozen players soft weeping virgin cocoa holes and stops your push mid impregnation. Then when you respawn and hear the hum of a flyer you begin to drop rocks to the beat of a double kick pedal. Continuous, unlubricated penetration is the name of the game and whichever team cucks the other teams hardest is the chad. Planetside is all about trying to get your slice of the pie at a raving bukkake party where the music is too loud and people keep misfiring onto your back while screaming HERE’S SOME AMMO FOR YOU with that one loser in the back who can’t get it up staring at everyone begging for someone to heal him all the while you are trying to keep up the pace by focusing on the objectives tig bitties but a hundred lasers keep blinding you. It’s pretty fun as a sort of sandbox to goof around with different classes, for real I love the Assault class with a shotgun and drifter jets just sliding into those dms hitting her with 5 different pick up lines that rhyme with I’m desperate. Or the infiltrator who normally would be a respectable team playing scout sniper but you get the stalker permanent invis with a one hit fully penetrating vibrating knife and I don’t need to say more the joke wrote itself. Basically the bases are just excuses to fuck shit up however you feel like getting bent over as. Planetside found its niche between the cumsock of campy sci fi action movies and the abandoned foster home of the MMO genre and I mean that in the best way possible. Despite being a true blue MMO, the community effectively aborted it since they can only get off to barely armored elves of dubious age and cheesy sci fi has been a wasted resource for games since halo was dumped and call of duty started fucking your mom. Still, there is a dedicated fan base that weekly rounds up the bois and slips into their starship trooper cosplays to fight against the Starcraft cosplayers who are getting gangbanged by the superior and esteemed Vanu Sovereignty who definitely have hyper advanced battle suits and absolutely not just running around in wetsuits because it makes our butts look good. Planetside isn’t all swedish fish and gummy worms, while sometimes there is definitely some eye candy, especially if you found yourself running behind my Vanu infiltrator, the game can look a bit dated. With this much shit on the screen, it can get noisier than your aunt during a date with her totally just for her back industrial massager. The main issue wo ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1vHRnKTne4

Gameplay: Unturned 8/10/2020 https://streamelements.com/skylent/tip PATREON ►https://www.patreon.com/skylent DISCORD ► https://discord.gg/jx7cYPW TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/SkylentShore STAY UNTURNED You're one of the few not yet turned zombie. Keeping it that way will be a challenge. Go in guns blazing and attract the attention of everything, living and dead. Take a subtle approach sneaking around and making use of distractions. Confront and learn to counter special abilities ranging from invisibility to fire breathing to lightning attacks. STRUGGLE AGAINST NATURE Zombies aside nature does plenty to make life hard. Forage wild fruits and vegetables. Hunt animals for pelts and meat, or in some hostile environments become the prey. Fish for food and garbage. Plant a crop and make sure it gets rain. Seek warmth and take shelter from blizzards. DEAL WITH OTHER PLAYERS Friend or foe there's a lot of interesting people online. Arrest bandits with handcuffs and blindfold them as a non-lethal strategy. Fight with every kind of weapon under the sun - swords, machine guns, snipers, missiles, landmines - you name it. Raid enemy encampments using charges and detonators and steal their loot. For pure PvP play arena mode in a last man standing battle to the death, or PvE for peaceful cooperation. Roleplay servers encourage everyone to stay in character and tell a story together. HELP THE NEW SOCIETY Plenty to do even if you're offline or going solo. Meet, talk and trade with NPCs. Complete quests to aid NPCs and progress the story. Fend off waves of the undead to clear hordes. Secure airdropped supplies. Gear up with gasmasks to scout radioactive deadzones. FORTIFY YOUR STRONGHOLD Somewhere to kick back and chillax or a hideout to direct your gang, whatever floats your boat (in this case sometimes literally). Build with barricades, furniture, traps, machinery and more. Board up the windows of existing structures to survive the night. Craft an entirely new structure from supplies you collect. Turn your vehicle into a moving fortress by building on it. TRAVEL BY LAND, AIR AND SEA Roll out in style with a fully stocked garage. Land vehicles including tanks, quads and snowmobiles. Air vehicles from helicopters to seaplanes to fighter jets. Sea vehicles such as jetskis and hovercraft. Maintain your vehicles with tires, batteries and fuel. EXPLORE MASSIVE WORLDS With 5 officially developed and 1 curated community created sandbox map there's a wide variety of locations to discover: Prince Edward Island (PEI) The Yukon Washington Russia Hawaii Germany MOD EVERYTHING From the ground up Unturned was designed for modding. Download player created content ranging from guns to vehicles to huge levels from the workshop, and upload your own. Build custo ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg-anH1nDIk