Bunnula News: Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker Or The Return Of Hayden Christensen!
In today's episode of Bunnula News, Bunnula the bunny vampire unveils his plan to save the Star Wars universe and undo the damage that was done by Rian Johnson and The Last Jedi!
In a very special video Bunnula the vampire bunny tells the story of his violent and brutal sexual assault at the hands of Princess Kate Middleton. He also talks about the Upsidedown Whopper at Burger King.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su2YzkIu8CM
Things come to a head in this episode of The Pussy Centipede when Mila Kunis and Detective Of Dinosaurs are forced to have a violent confrontation with Bobby Trendy and Kid Clit!
This episode is sponsored by author David Germain, check out his book Censor Monkeys Have No Class: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00FND2VNS/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U_x_0ypoCb989NSXE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDgjpBTEDJ0
Kate Middleton is trapped on the evil island of the evil Doctor of Kitties!
She passes the time by writing a depressing blues song about her ovary, it's called "I, Uh, I Just Don't Feel Safe In This World Anymore".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX_jweTME5s
In a very special episode of Bunnula News, Bunnula the bunny vampire looks back to his grandfather to find out the truth about Theodore Roosevelt's racist policies.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO5yBY8hxRE