First version of Show Me Your Papers performed in February 2022 at the protest against vaccine passports at The Royal Albert Hall.

Christmas Vaccine - a little Christmas gift for our beloved celebrities. lyrics Christmas Vaccine by Chris Harry Burns I've got a Christmas Vaccine for Jeremy Vine and Andrew Neil - it's jabby jabby time! Got a big fat needle that'll make em squeal. And a massive syringe to seal the deal. Shit's about to get real, shit's about to get real. I've got a festive injection for Piers Morgan, Lenny Henry and James Corden. They like it so much I'll stick it their bum and twiddle it round with my greasy thumb. They're gonna cry for their mum but it's for the good of everyone. It's safe and effective but for just one thing it gives you blood clots the size of a Christmas pudding. Oo ahh what happens later? Santa will give them a defibrillator! Well the snow is falling on the ground as my Vaccine bus rolls into town.  Dr Hillary's lost his smile and Chris Whitty has run a mile. Shit's about to get real, shit's about to get real. Cause there's something stirring in their rectum, now the Grim Reaper has come to inject them! With the Christmas Vaccine! Hohoho.