Meta calls in sick as we return to this charming Megaman clone as DashGal, the dauntless speedster and flame enthusiast. Torching the legions of doom, double jumping to impossible heights, remembering at the 11th hour that energy tanks are a thing, all in a days work as we visit our fiery rage on the nefarious General Creeper. It's the first playable boss's time to shine in this episode of Dusting Off MetaGal!
Krazy Kremland continues to throw nonsense at us as Diddy and Dixie continue their mission to save Donkey Kong. Bramble Scramble's serene ambiance clashes violently with the vomit-inducing race track that follows it, while a new breed of creepy weirdo awaits us in the bowels of the park in Dusting Off Donkey Kong Country 2 (SNES) blind!
Ashura's agents have micronized themselves and entered Ki's body, so Qrow's team is off to Giant's World to find a way to follow after them. While the giants are suspiciously absent, town gossip, questionable business practices, and a unexpected meeting keep things from getting boring in Dusting Off Final Fantasy Legend 2 (GameBoy)!
A day in the life of the legendary Steel Hearts bounty hunters involves breaking up high school scuffles and taking multiple-choice exams while our desperate partner hits on every girl he sees. Our horny friend unwittingly sows the seeds of chaos in his quest for companionship in Dusting Off Custom Robo (GameCube)!
Janitor's Log, Supplemental. I have requested the next two days off following the cleanup of the transporter malfunction involving Captain Jachyra. Lieutenant Batice, now the highest-ranking officer aboard the ship, has agreed with my observation that Away Teams probably shouldn't involve most of the senior staff and granted my request after mopping up the remains. I'll spend the time concluding Dusting Off Star Trek: The Next Generation (GameBoy)!
Our next challenge as the infamous Steel Hearts mercenaries takes us to suburbia, where we address a noise complaint and assure the kids that mommy and daddy don't really hate each other. After this harrowing encounter, we're called on to bring in a ruthless fugitive, but can the team stop chitchatting long enough to get the job done? We shall see in Dusting Off Custom Robo (GameCube)!
With the Lord of Terror dead and gone, @Xeronarth and I continue on to the mountain city of Harrogath in our hunt for the Lord of Destruction Baal. Between breaking sieges, purging traitors, and honoring our ancestors on the mountaintop, our hands are full in this especially long episode of Dusting Off Path of Diablo (PC)!
After hearing about the attempted child abuse at the hands of the Onnet police department, the good citizens of neighboring Twoson have decided to join in on the carnage as our plucky protagonist Ness continues to explore their quaint little town. Angry old timers, retro hippies, and burger-stealing yard sale bullies abound as we blindly dust off Earthbound (SNES)!
A tale of two tents begins with the shortest offensive of all time as our trio of heroes prepare for the rematch of the century. The drama of inventory management, the ethics of tomb-looting, the practical applications of adhesive paper, interviews with sapient vomit; all novelties as I endure a three-hour random encounter of neverending ghosts that somehow made it through playtesting. The salt is only beginning in this episode of Dusting Off Earthbound (SNES), blind!