Going to do funny, weird, and odd stories from around the world. Drink of the Week: 1-900-FUK-MEUP https://www.greatbartender.com/1-900-fuk-meup/ German court: naked landlord doesn’t justify lower rent - https://apnews.com/article/frankfurt-landlord-naked-naturism-germany-c22c131d68684426da908f82ec040c65 Teacher nabbed for filming porn in class 'starting a new chapter' - https://canoe.com/news/weird/teacher-nabbed-for-filming-porn-in-class-starting-a-new-chapter/wcm/94043d48-e04a-439e-a6c3-c8d31c92a226 Man fuming after being sacked for ‘eating a doughnut’ on shift - https://www.ladbible.com/news/bournemouth-waitrose-sack-employee-eating-doughnut-603408-20230428 Texas photographer captures huge snake devouring fish: 'If you're squeamish, then scroll' - https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/texas-photographer-captures-huge-snake-devouring-fish-if-youre-squeamish-then-scroll ‘Little hero:’ Boy stops Michigan school bus with ill driver - https://apnews.com/article/michigan-school-bus-rescue-b5d462001f1d55f140f4cbe6e8bf19ba Did he get a discount? Raccoon spotted inside Toronto Loblaws - https://canoe.com/news/local-news/did-he-get-a-discount-raccoon-spotted-inside-toronto-loblaws/wcm/bb8a47ed-914d-44af-b591-50febbce92ca Homeowner fined £750 for letting dog poo in their own garden and leaving it - https://www.ladbible.com/news/durham-dog-poo-own-garden-fine-779061-20230428 Group makes giant knitted King Charles III tribute ahead of coronation - https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/group-makes-giant-knitted-king-charles-iii-tribute-ahead-coronation ‘Mojave Max’ tortoise emerges in Vegas; latest since 2000 - https://apnews.com/article/desert-tortoise-spring-vegas-mojave-max-cbce02ea535ce0cb7d157d6b7d561a6a 3 men arrested for stealing large crocodile in South Africa - https://canoe.com/news/weird/3-men-arrested-for-stealing-large-crocodile-in-south-africa/wcm/83bcf235-7507-48a7-aa3d-840d17707a58 Chilling moment pint glass explodes inside ‘haunted’ pub where man died - https://www.ladbible.com/community/pint-glass-explodes-haunted-pub-ghosts-coniston-tavern-nuneaton-378039-20230426 Washington woman who bought $3.99 urn from Goodwill reveals mystery has been solved - https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/washington-woman-bought-3-99-urn-goodwill-reveals-mystery-solved Vampire straw gets passenger arrested at Boston airport - https://apnews.com/article/logan-airport-vampire-straw-passenger-5c1717d79b0061381bdedff922a40b5a Belgian town organizes seagull imitation championship - https://canoe.com/news/weird/belgian-town-organizes-seagull-imitation-championship/wcm/04fbffa6-a45c-4ead-a7a2-a7cc1513829e Bizarre town where all 6,000 residents live on same street - https://www.ladbible.com/news/bizarre-town-suoszowa-poland-6000-residents-live-same-street-375808-20230421 Huge alligator in Pennsylvania, measuring 8 feet, removed from residents' basement: 'Could hear him hissing' - https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/huge-alligator-pennsylvania-measuring-8-feet-removed-residents-basement-hear-him-hissing Vienna nudists oppose plans for cable car over their beach - https://apnews.com/article/nudists-austria-privacy-cable-car-3fac6bf2d5d28a51715c9524aa6042a9 Drug suspect takes off with kilos of sheriff's meth after sting fails - https://canoe.com/news/weird/drug-suspect-takes-off-with-27-kg-of-sheriffs-meth-after-sting-fails/wcm/1a3ae90e-57c2-4e35-ba74-fb98311d5230 Marathon runner caught taking a poo in stranger's garden on home doorbell video - https://www.ladbible.com/news/boston-marathon-runner-poo-doorbell-cam-781486-20230421 Deer breaks through window of Michigan home, jumps on family's bed - https://www.foxnews.com/us/deer-breaks-through-window-michigan-home-jumps-familys-bed