Here is as complete a recording of the 10/12/22 North American Mission Board webinar promoting the He Gets Us Campaign led by Kevin Ezell and Ed Stetzer as we can find.

Michael F. Bird is a weird and blasphemous person. Here's a transcript of the conversation. Michael Bird: I’ll tell you a real funny story. I taught religious education to some students … and I asked them a very provocative question. I said to them, ‘Did Jesus ever have an erection?’ Tom Ballard: ‘Did Jesus ever have an erection?’? Michael Bird: I believe he did. Tom Ballard: Multiple erections? Michael Bird: Throughout the course of his life. Tom Ballard: Would he have had an orgasm? Michael Bird: I don’t know. He may have had, he probably had a nocturnal emission as a teenager. Tom Ballard: OK. Michael Bird: We all have… Tom Ballard: Would he have… helped that along, if he was a red-blooded, normal man? Michael Bird: What do you mean by ‘helped it along’? You mean like… Tom Ballard: Would he have… Michael Bird: … choked the chicken? Tom Ballard: Yeah. Michael Bird: Ah. I don’t know about that. Tom Ballard: Just to be clear, you brought up Jesus and erections. I wanna make that very clear. I know I’m from the godless ABC, but that was your call, Sir. Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20201109042212/https://remnantofgiants.wordpress.com/2017/12/14/michael-bird-jesus-had-multiple-erections-throughout-his-life/