Huh, why do new videos feel impossible? Why do I start on them then think 'nah this isn't the one'? I investigate the road I travelled to get here to serve as a warning to the rest of you. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh0i7g9bSmo
The tail-end of Hurricane Gonzalo hit the UK and I was there to watch the waves, which turned out to be big but not STUPIDLY big. They were still wet enough.
Newquay is considered a great clubbing night out but after being refused a private dance in exchange for clubcard points, I've found the cliffs to be its best (and wettest) feature. Watch torrents of the stuff gush from the holes! Observe the frothing mess the motion churns up. The blow holes get me particularly wet. I'm not sure what causes them to be so dramatic on certain days... I may have to do an anal video on it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOM6TmVemw
I'm refusing to give these entries dates, but rest assured, it's still very early days! Things haven't quite picked up yet as I fumble and stumble with my pacing, but it's getting there. I can smell it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spXCE3KI5Ng
Watching this video I make it out to be the end of the world, which it clearly isn't. But you wouldn't expect something like this in a COMPUTER GAME that was made by a team of people and marketed to people who want an arcadey side-view shooting game!
It really won't mean much to you- but hopefully you can appreciate the feeling of revisiting a mystery from your childhood that previously seemed so distant you begin questioning yourself. Did it really happen? No, surely not...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec3Zs0BYrSk
A perfect chance to rant about the state of baked beans in England, I tell you the tragic tale of my beans and spaghetti inflation and how it's forced me to find cheaper alternatives to this -now premium- way of life.
0:00 - Rant about 2022
1:12 - Beans
3:30 - Pricing confusion
4:19 - Shopping elsewhere?!?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMOc-TuxQVM
If you want to see my new album's cover art being made in fast motion, here it is. The song playing is one of the new ones on the new album. If you have played all the games I have ever made, and watched all of my videos, then you have heard all of them apart from two.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSfgLYT_ztk
I talk about twists, only for a surprise reveal that I don't actually know what a twist is. And then, a surprise twist- I reveal I kind of like them.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIv87--h7nM
A tragic documentary detailing the desperate measures we have gone to to try and trick Fluffykins into eating her food more slowly.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgsIlgTfE4o