Listener Advice: "My Girlfriend Has Been on Her Period for Two Months"
A listener writes in to ask Dick if he is being messed with or not, and whether he should keep trying to get laid, when his new Girlfriend starts experiencing a never-ending period.
A tradition I have been holding for over a decade is at risk when The Dodgers change their Opening Day ticket selling policy. This goes for all sports teams, stop raping the fans and sucking the joy out of going to your games.
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Sean and I got into a pit crew fight with a cross-eyed race car driver.
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The Supreme Court needs less comfortable chairs and fatter asses. Make it so.
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If by "meme" you mean fuck their memes into the dirt, then yes, the left can't meme. Cute clown emojis.
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Dick's advice to a fan with a big "blowjibber" problem.
From Episode 226
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I don't have kids. I don't give a fuck about education. Bring on the nipples, bring on the violence.
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Johnny the Audio Engineer is in studio and shows us his favorite fat watch suggestions of the week. Also a rotund recording lady pesters a man on a plane minding his own business.
From Episode 349
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A listener pays Chris Hansen on cameo to say nice things about Dick and reference Maddox's lolsuit. You can cameo him too, Chris really needs the money.
From Episode 203
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