The Vanarama North side have allegedly broken Senedd rules, despite being governed by the English FA, for allowing their 'mostly in Wales' ground to host two league matches against Fylde and Telford respectively since the new Level 2 lockdowns banning fans from attending events on Welsh soil.
Ironically, The New Saints (who play their home matches on English soil in Oswestry) have also been governed by the FAW and Senedd and are not allowed to host fans despite not being on Welsh soil. The same rule also applies to Chirk Town and Bishop's Castle Town who have grounds on the English side of the border but whom must abide by FAW and Senedd rules.
With rumours that Chester FC might now have to move home matches to Leigh in Lancashire, and that Manchester United Women will move their home matches to the Deva Stadium, Chester, as a compromise, just how more of the silly Dripford madness will we all have to bear? A possible temporary switch to Droylsden's Butcher's Arms Ground is also on the cards.
https://www.chesterfc.com/2022/01/07/club-statement-3/
https://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/english-football-club-facing-covid-22671296
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91rJEz-UNRk
Looking to move on from this story, but not before one final takedown parody - this time using the well-known and popular song from the Musical 'Chess' sung by Elaine Page and Barbara Dickson: 'I Know Him So Well.'
Therefore, here is 'We Know Your Sh*t Smells'.
NEW LYRICS:
Now the dust has settled on the big event
Johnny won, just like we knew he would
All of the verdicts were unanimous
Amber's career must be done for good!
Fifteen million dollars is a lot to pay
Will she cough up, who of us can tell?
Well there is one thing that we've learnt from this;
Now at least we know that her shit smells!
What a defeat! (A defeat!)
What a great loss (Great loss!)
because Johnny
Showed you who's boss!
The lies and tears they did nothing at all to persuade
The Jury (and you annoyed the Judge!)
We know your shit smells!
Slandering, defaming, playing the victim
Behaving like a brat, it didn't help!
You can forget all about future parts in films
because now a crushing blow's been dealt!
You can say goodbye to all trappings of wealth
Like the song you're on the road to hell
There's nothing that you can do to change it now;
but at least we know that your shit smells!
What a defeat! (A defeat!)
What a great loss (Great loss!)
because Johnny
Showed you who's boss!
and I know, that she was destined to lose from the start
Now her life's falling apart!
What a defeat!
What a great loss!
because Johnny
Showed her who's boss!
The lies and tears they did nothing at all to persuade
The Jury (and certainly not the Judge!)
We know your shit smells!
All the world could see right through you!
We know your shit smells!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSUKInJnNFA
Having reached the portal to Level 2, can Joe soldier on in his quest to defeat the Orange Bad Man and win the Shield of Immunity From Reality deep in Greybeard's Dungeon?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQCTbOTAWGo
Dylan & Jeffrey Marsh, both biological males, are now sponsored by the Tampax and Phluid Project sanitary products companies.
HONK!
https://twitter.com/CrownOnMyFrown/status/1534597927657684994
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QDSePNVvKs
The latest parody drops, and this time it's something of an epic!
The WHO meets The Who, as I take aim at the World Health Organisation and their paid up liars, fakes and frauds using a very well known song by The Who from 1971.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzwMyRp0PXA
The small Welsh town of Merthyr Tydfil may seem to be an unassuming place for footballing greatness, but the town which brought us legendary Boxers such as Howard Winstone and Jonny Owen as well as the Labour Party and a leader called Keir... Hardie, not Starmer! caused a major sensation in 1987 when they beat Italian side Atalanta at Penydarren Park on September 16th 1987 in the Cup Winner's Cup.
The Southern Premier League side, who would go on to play in the Conference (the top division of Non-League football) a few years later surpassed all expectations and the team became overnight legends and were featured in the media as a result. At a time when English sides were banned from Europe, due to the Heysel Stadium tragedy, they not only had the support of the town but also the whole of Wales and much of the rest of the United Kingdom as well!
Sadly, from the mid 1990s to 2010, the club dwindled and fell back into the Southern League and in 2010 were wound up after not being able to pay club debts.
Reforming as Merthyr Town in 2010, the club rejoined the Southern Premier League in 2015 and, despite a financial scare during the 2017-18 season, have coped well upon their return to this level. However, with rising costs and having finances clipped by the Coronavirus, there is now talk of Merthyr Town following the example of Colwyn Bay and moving to the Welsh League system in time for the 2021-22 season where they would have shorter trips than they currently do to the likes of Metropolitan Police, Walton Casuals, Truro City, Wimborne Town etc. With bigger crowds expected against teams such as Barry Town United, Penybont, Cardiff Met University FC, The New Saints etc. it could make more sense for Merthyr Town to move across.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5M6h8ZUEQk
Parodying Mr. Kunt's latest Christmas hit, only substituting Bozo Blaggings for Mogadon Dripford.
He's the grey man of Pontcanna, a mardy little shit!
He's the lockdown loving psychopath who gets on all our tits!
He dances at Diwali parties, whilst freedoms are denied!
It's time to say, lock him away, and regain our nation's pride!
He thinks that he is King of Wales and we are at his mercy!
All the working class and plebiscites, he says that they're not worthy!
but the Welsh people have had enough of not having a choice,
So have your beer's, Christmas is here and sing this with your voice:
Mark Drakeford's still a fucking cunt! (x 4)
He's still a cunt (He's still a cunt)
A fucking cunt (A Fucking cunt!)
In charge of the Welsh Media, he keeps them all in line,
and when his transgression are called out, you'll hear that bastard whine!
Shady deals, off-shore accounts, and hiding away from Guido!
He has no class, talks through his arse and his Son is a fat paedo!
When he was challenged about his plans, he threw a tantrum true
and when the camera's caught him out, he said 'oh fuck, I'm screwed!'
We've had two years of being told the world is going to end,
Let's tell him no, he's got to go, and sing it once again!
Mark Drakeford's still a fucking cunt! (x 4)
He's still a cunt (He's still a cunt)
A fucking cunt (A Fucking cunt!)
Mark Drakeford's still a fucking cunt! (x 4)
He's still a cunt (He's still a cunt)
A fucking cunt (A Fucking cunt!)
He's still a cunt (He's still a cunt)
A fucking cunt (A Fucking cunt!)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wNieNHVsJQ
AKA 'If AI Predictable Text could write Big Big Train songs'.
Hope that you like it anyway :)
At the end of the day
At the edge of the world
At the start of something new there to behold
At the end of the line
The wonder of it all
I see another story waiting to be told.
Take a trip on the water
Take a trip over land
Take a look at the wonder
With Heaven in your hands
Take a trip on the shoreline
Past the headlands we'll see
The age of a New World
That is ours by decree!
At the start of the journey
At the turn of the tide
Past the bright fires as stars gently fade
Into the great depths
Or scaling great heights
History there to be written upon a blank page.
Where we find each other
Where we find ourselves
Riverbanks, Hedgerows
The Church ringing bells
Giving thanks and praise
and speaking in verse
Set a course for the Homeland
To walk this great Earth.
At the end of the story
At the close of the book
One day we're here and the next we may be gone
When the flame it is dying
Darkness falls all around
It's the end of the road that we've travelled along.
Make the most of your journey
Each and every day
The path that you walk
is yours, always
Save and treasure each moment
Don't let it all pass you by
Life's meant for the living
Why not give it a try?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YS5qoLMJ1g