Episode 8 of the Super Condensed Album Review Show! ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq9B7qtmWMI

The debut single by the hottest new rapper Kry$tal Pep$i about the greatest video game system ever created. You can download it here: https://drnekronimus.bandcamp.com/track/v-r-virtual-rap Lyrics: Yo, you caught my eyes while I was walking down the street A bulky red head and plastic little feet You were sitting in the store just collecting dust But I knew buying you was just a must You're the Virtual Boy, a system that flopped But I felt so elated when I left that shop Cause in my two hands I could plainly see A little red piece of gaming history You only had 22 games but that's okay That's plenty of stuff for us to play You had your fair share of awesome games Waterworld's the only one I'd consider lame Your red and black screen is quite the charm As long as it doesn't give my eyes any harm I might get headaches but as far as I recall That's why they invented Tylenol You are the Virtual Boy I am your Virtual Man From Mario Clash to Jack Bros Even Virtual Boy Wario Land Teleroboxer's pretty fun And Mario's Tennis is dope Even for a round of Golf I would never say nope Forget the 3DS and that glasses-free crap You're way better as long as you got a head strap Take those gray cartridges, push them inside Once you do you're in for a wild ride The quote-unquote real gamers will laugh, it's true But my friend don't let that Red Alarm you Cause VR with the Occulus or the Vive Just isn't as cool as it was in 95 You are the Virtual Boy I am your Virtual Man From Mario Clash to Jack Bros Even Virtual Boy Wario Land Teleroboxer's pretty fun And Mario's Tennis is dope Even for a round of Golf I would never say nope ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwgUrlcectY