What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? (See answer below) Ever-So-Slightly Shoehorned Episode Description: Minecraft mobs have invaded Miami and it's got Dorothy on edge; shouting at her flamboyant chef, snapping at Rose, and claiming indefinite possession of her mink stole that she refuses to lend to Blanche. Thankfully, Dorothy knows how to go Super Saiyan. Meanwhile, Blanche is attacked by a Minecraft Creeper posing as her love interest. She is saved by Dorothy's DBZ skills and is able to go on to "harry marry". How long will Dorothy's heroic act fend off the monsters?...uh...not long. (67) Thanks for watching! ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuXLl190JyY

I AM SPONSORED BY EVERYONE. BUT ALSO, NO ONE. There's one reason I will likely never take a sponsorship. No matter how well-meaning, necessary, sincere, or fitting they are, they will always seem intrusive to me, tampering with the ultimate goal of a YouTube video: to provide seamless, uninterrupted information or entertainment. I don't believe there will ever be room for paid advertising in my throat; there's too much else to say... TODAY, HOWEVER, I'M GETTING SPONSORSHIP SLOPPY SECONDS! THERE'S A SHILLING CIRCLE JERK OCCURRING ABOVE MY FACE AND IT'S RAINING DOWN WITH THOSE HOT YOUTUBE BUCKS! But, still...I can't help but feel insecure in the midst of all these ad reads. These are not my words...or my thoughts. I may agree with the words on the page, but what does it mean if I'm just being paid to say them? If I need that motivation, do I truly mean what I say? IF YOU'RE FEELING INSECURE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD SIGN UP FOR EXPRESSVPN! IT'LL MAKE YOUR INTERNET LOOK LIKE IT'S ON THE GODDAMN MOON! NO AGENCY OR CORPORATION OR GUY IN STARBUCKS WITH A LAPTOP IS GONNA GET YOUR INFORMATION FROM THE LUNAR SURFACE! Well, that may be the case, but... SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! I-I'll never join you! WELL SCREW YOU THEN! I'M GOING TO PLAY RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, THE FREE ONLINE MOBILE GAME WITH TONS OF PLAYABLE CHARACTERS AND THE MOST AMAZING GRAPHICS YOU'VE EVER SEEN! AND LOOK AT THIS NEW BATTERY PACK LIT MOBILE JUST SENT ME! SIGN UP FOR YOUR FREE TRIAL TODAY AT SQUARESPACE.COM/IJUSTATEADICK, AND WHEN YOU'RE READY TO LAUNCH YOU'LL GET A COUPON CODE FOR A MASTER CLASS OF YOUR CHOICE! No, I don't accept this. We can defeat this monster! I mean, I'll take the coupon code. But...this isn't a video about ads or sponsorships; it's a video about good times, and finding new friends, and meeting up with old ones, just when you never expected you would. It's about the pleasant, stress-free atmosphere of a Taco Bell, save for the fecal symphony playing in the restrooms. It's about what happens when a friend takes 6 shots of Bacardi 151 and eats 5 burritos and a cheesy rollup; exactly what you think would happen! In that same vein, it's about science and the way that we can apply logic to everyday situations, as thinking beings (Beans, if you're Tommy Wiseau). I think what we have here is something that cannot be bought out. It cannot be sold or have a price put upon it. What we have here is chaotic and we'd best not have it any other way... DUDE, ARE YOU DONE? IT'S TIME FOR THE HARRY'S RAZOR AD READ. Oh...sorry. Go ahead. 3rd Person YouTube Intro: (0:00) Lost: (0:45) It Wasn't Me!: (1:15) A Different Approach: (1:35) GTFO: (1:51) What Are The Odds?: (2:03) Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams: The Flashback: (2:21) Classic Senpai!: (2:46) The Sega Cont ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlW8fJArs7Y