Jason was born in 1976 to a dinner lady and a milk man in the Welsh Valleys. He came out alone despite being a twin and immediately decided to ignore everyone he met. They tested him for deafness but the Doctor confirmed he was in fact just ignorant. Jason preferred to look at tiny worms made of light floating down while gawping out of the living room window, dribbling. Jason sometimes laid on the sofa pretending to be ill so he didn’t have to go to school and ignore everyone there. Mam would always be picking up the arm chair covers and putting them back on, Jason never understood her obsession with ‘antimacassars’ or why they were called that. He wasn’t allowed downstairs at night, so laid in bed thinking about death... most vids of my personal life / day to day and blog posts, early release of youtube vids and Q&A has moved to my Patreon, which is pay-anything-you-like-per-month (minimum $1 / 80p) for ALL of my content... have a look here: https://www.patreon.com/jasonofwales ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9WpmaOsoRY

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