"The Pit" Martial artists Felix Johnson and Aaron Scott (Mark Dacascos and Stoney Jackson) recount how their latest bout in the ring ended in a draw. While they are accepting of the draw and of each other, their domineering managers and trophy wives, former fighters Aubrey and Andrea (Debbe Dunning and Marjean Holden), absolutely despise one another, and take their anger out on their respective husbands. Fight promoter Wink Barnum (Wayne Newton) hears about the intense rivalry both women have, and settles an agreement to enlist their husbands in a televised, no-holds-barred fight to the death. Felix and Aaron, not fond of the idea, hatch a plan of their own.

"Their Divided Self" James (David L. Lander) and Robert Self (Keith MacKechnie) are conjoined twins who have achieved resounding success as a comedic duo. In recent years however, they have put their tours on hold due to their relationship becoming strained. Sick of the brothers' constant fighting with one another, James' girlfriend Elegy (Karen Haber) brings in noted psychiatrist Dr. Blackman (Rich Hall) to help them get along. The Self Brothers do indeed end up getting along in the end, but only after they discover that they have a common enemy in Dr. Blackman.