Titanfall 2 is finally entering my brain RAM after I'm finally biting enough giggles to understand the erratic bounce of conflict it demands of me. And I am ready to boing my chicken coop into the papoose womb of a forklift that loves long jetpack assisted walks on the wartorn space beach. I've been rampantly hungering for the tinfoil toppings on a rather tall waddle jeep for a while now and the overwhelming desire to engage in an ejector seat docking joust with a busted parachute scratched up by my trusty fork carrying addiction is the only excuse this horndog for the holographic needs to finally dive right in. Grab your inside out tummy joysticks, and lets get neural linked to a collection of countless heavyweight pixels who's ready to parkour bonk the teeth out of some oddly accented munters for his personal oil spill gratification.
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Welcome to my let's play of Titanfall 2 and its legendary gamer artefact of a campaign, in this episode: I knew this VR thing was just a fad, how can it take off when you keep driving cattle prods that make light come last place in the 20cm race from the glabella to the nape of anyone who dons the giant juice carton of eyelid latched technology and 0 missing persons advertisements, in case you want to buy them once you find their black and white png visage on the happiest day of their lives before they knew they'd spend the rest of it as a distorted crinkle sticker on a the waxy perimeter of a lactose homestead. Not one cow can fit in there, so this thing has come far in its suitless drifter career. A long way from your hometown of bovine areola. Those udders can't suit up, especially not in the automatic iron man there is shrapnel hugging me like a circus koala launched to my eucalyptus shampoo leg hair, and its beginning to feed like a hungry piece of precious lightning mcqueen carcass. I guess this is the price you pay to be clothed when your last name means more naked than anyone ever thought possible, Mr Stark. You're deflowering all maidens, all mermaid men voyagers of the laws of physics and the world will have you suffer for messing with the greater good of your exposed to the elemants wintry shins, and the fact that people aren't supposed to be made of sunburnt deathstar, no matter how much black sabbath you appropriate as your back talking loins develop a thick birmingham accent with the occassional escaping rat squeak as he forgets to put his dentures in before oral decaffeinated decapitation
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What is Titanfall 2? (wiki):
Unlike its predecessor, Titanfall 2 has a single-player story campaign with gameplay split between commanding the Titan (BT-7274, voiced by Glenn Steinbaum) and controlling the Pilot (Rifleman Third Class Jack Cooper, voiced by Matthew Mercer).[9] It features a linear story, but levels offer players multiple paths to explore.[10] For most parts of the game the Titan BT-7274 accompanies players, alongside allied NPCs from the universe's Frontier Militia faction (of which BT-7274 and Jack Cooper are a part). He can change his weapon loadouts under players' command to maximize his efficiency when combating local wildlife, IMC infantry and other Titans. These loadouts are unlocked by finding abandoned equipment in each level, typically before a sequence which will benefit from the player switching to that loadout.[11] Players are able to use multiple ways to complete objectives and attack enemies, such as utilizing Cooper's Pilot stealth ability, jump-kit assisted traversal of the level and using firearms provided in the game. Levels are large, and there are multiple paths for players to choose from to reach their destination.[12] The game also features platform elements, which task players to make use of Cooper's parkour abilities to solve environmental puzzles, and travel to previously inaccessible areas. Some weapons are level-specific and can only be used in certain areas.[1][13] There are also level-specific gameplay mechanics. For instance, in the "Effect and Cause" level, players are required to shift between the present and past with a time travel device.[14] Players can also select dialogue options and have Cooper talk to BT-7274 at certain points in the campaign to develop the characters' personalities and often to comedic effect.[15] The single-player also features a training gauntlet, which acts as a tutorial for players. The faster they complete the gauntlet, the higher their position will be on a leaderboard.[16]
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Its a little humiliating just how bad I want to slovenly crawl into 52,000 of Dr Chakwas' interlocking clams without a muzzle on during my favourite holiday - the hot mum cheat day: 33 used syringes edition. Only problem is, I don't particularly wish to explain what drove me to breed a culture of 60 fish in my own grandiose grave of salty whispers. I've grown tired of hanging on the drying line as chakwas catches my unracked juices without relent, so I thrust my self deprecating limp wrists into the burning roots of chaos and go from hairy joke desserts, to an easily reduced, reused, and recyclable reanimated corpse, and offering my thinning thighs to fill the heroin drizzled free cheeseburger of your maxxed out loyalty card of surgeries done on a man with a 3 seconds to live end of match whistle guarantee. I thank my soul for 25 years of indentured, loyal servitude...but buddy, you're fired. I'm using artificial diet human will and spirit from now on, probably pump myself full of duck fat just so the bed of rice and spinach implants have something to firmly grasp like squidwards messiah palm caverns. #shorts
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Mass Effect Shorts
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Its a little humiliating just how bad I want to slovenly crawl into 52,000 of Dr Chakwas' interlocking clams without a muzzle on during my favourite holiday - the hot mum cheat day: 33 used syringes edition. Only problem is, I don't particularly wish to explain what drove me to breed a culture of 60 fish in my own grandiose grave of salty whispers. I've grown tired of hanging on the drying line as chakwas catches my unracked juices without relent, so I thrust my self deprecating limp wrists into the burning roots of chaos and go from hairy joke desserts, to an easily reduced, reused, and recyclable reanimated corpse, and offering my thinning thighs to fill the her*in drizzled free cheeseburger of your maxxed out loyalty card of surgeries done on a man with a 3 seconds to live end of match whistle guarantee. I thank my soul for 25 years of indentured, loyal servitude...but buddy, you're fired. I'm using artificial diet human will and spirit from now on, probably pump myself full of duck fat just so the bed of rice and spinach implants have something to firmly grasp like squidwards messiah palm caverns.
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Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: Time to delve into a bubbling used condom cauldron of mac and stagnant rocket propelled cheese faced orange peel witches with bollock euthanasia committing eyes for unconventional war crimes that google maps would say are 4 hours and 7 years apart when taking a journey as the crow flies across the skintight, long molted away monobrow in your pedal plane that leaves joker's legs as fractured popping candy speckled jelly with all the durability of $1.50 acrylic nails for velociraptor servants in superbowl carwash ads with poorly fitting daisy dukes with no empathy for the unique chafe. You could've at the very least rewarded the mummy krogans by teaching their wrecked nosy fertility cells swinging in the wind to get cannibalistic after their crow gutters are stiffly stabbed by the hungriest for well hung validation horse in the homicide humper herd ran slop hog first into a black widow pile in lips formation, and produce the drunken tapdance assisted rash-heat-only grilling as soon as the self-employed condiment is applied to the man himself, only to unknowingly stumble into a firework display spitroast stuffing to speed up the grizzly p*ss bag baby making consolation prize, after a 2mm negligible hole in your aphrodisiac average beverage saliva can trickles away the last of your loin hope, until all its good for is breakdancing choreography on your amputated crotch stump. This is Mordin's chance to impede an apocalypse he has wrought upon the two chanks unchained man chunks that looks like squidward opening up his closet of clock sets, except its every female krogan opening up her cupboard of coffee stained man thots to shrink the blistered skeletons of man krogs that is famously made entirely of ego, spite and late night cornflakes that induce heartburn that catalyses the ego shrink and also makes them sound the way they do in everyday conversation and needlessly threatening answerphone messages that scare away the uber eats man despite his flimsy grasp of the english language and 2am sadman knocker etiquette, despite the enormous immigration muscles he could write this series entire blurb on in impact font if only he knew any word that isn't McNuggler, which arguably hasn't been relevant since the mobile game Jacob starred in.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under Mac Walters, once lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare approached the project as a remaster, not a remake to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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