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"Maggie May" (or "Maggie Mae") is a traditional Liverpool folk song Lyrics Now gather round you sailor boys, and listen to my plea And when you've heard my tale you'll pity me - For I was a real damned fool in the port of Liverpool The first time that I came home from the sea. I was paid off at the Home, from a voyage to Sierra Leone: Two pounds ten and sixpence was my pay. When I drew the tin I grinned, but I very soon got skinned By a girl by the name of Maggie May. Oh dirty Maggie May, they've taken her away; And she’ll never walk down Lime Street any more. For she robbed so many a sailor, and skinned so many a whaler - That dirty, no-good, robbing Maggie May. I shan't forget the day when I first met Maggie May: She was cruising up and down on Canning Place, With a figure so divine, like a frigate of the line, So, being a sailor, I gave chase. Oh dirty Maggie May, they've taken her away; And she’ll never walk down Lime Street any more. For she robbed so many a sailor, and skinned so many a whaler - That dirty, no-good, robbing Maggie May. Next day I woke in bed, with a sore and aching head, No shoes, or shirt, or trousers could I find. I asked her where they were, and she answered, "My dear sir, They're down in Kelly's knock-shop, number nine." Oh dirty Maggie May, they've taken her away; And she’ll never walk down Lime Street any more. For she robbed so many a sailor, and skinned so many a whaler - That dirty, no-good, robbing Maggie May. Oh, you thieving Maggie May, you robbed me of my pay When I slept with you last night ashore; And the judge he guilty found her of robbing a homeward-bounder, And she'll never roam down Lime Street any more. Oh dirty Maggie May, they've taken her away; And she’ll never walk down Lime Street any more. For she robbed so many a sailor, and skinned so many a whaler - That dirty, no-good, robbing Maggie May. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDw5mFVrPBM