Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win Follow my Twitch over at: Twitch.tv/TheEdgestrikeHD - lots of sexy occurrences over there Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: Every Friday is black friday when all your swelling plasma rumps have necrotized as black as a pulsating void, that really wants to touch tips with whatever root hole you can trick it with. Come and get your liability stumps nip and tucked under your hardest to scalpel slice rolls of buboe bubble wrap prepared to ooze as soon as the dark hulk impalement orders are given. Cancer at the full price of your life is very rarely a pre-sweetened tooth rot pot, but our sleaze suited bribery influencer of a man is perfectly willing to throw in full body baldness, and a map for your tumors to follow to spread to the spine with all the punctuality of that one twin that holds his 12.5 second head start, and proximity to the grave gravy stopwatch inflatable over the head of his spare to the heir airhead sucking nukelipped coldsore of a brother, with a tongue far too acidic to make deals with the mump devil in a tacky, humpbacked tie. I could've made the joke that this man was just trying to sell you very tasty crustaceans from maine, and the potential crackable nut utensil necessary to dismember those juicy affable spider brothers, but no. Sadly only fluorescent gassy stellar crabs can pull that one off, while infecting you with a nurturing and loyal horoscope, perhaps one similar to this: If you gaze into the sorrowful void long enough, perhaps with an ACOG sight to overcome your cataracts you have tried to w*nk to the vague shape of at least once, through the void good sir will see a McDonalds. Inside that near empty McDonalds, you will see yourself. You're the meat. Get in the hot oil, 99p saver meat. And I'm not talking about the gross carpet bombed pus face of that soulless server. He's way out of your league. Damn, Mr Krabs really had a catty phase back in college huh? No wonder he was dishonourably discharged from the navy, he was too powerful of a maggoty accusation tosser known as a drill sergeant. That, and his species didn't quite let him march straight. And now, at last, I've stumbled and revealed to you what lies beneath the ski mask, bowtie butler-gimp-life sentence triple threat, as you're forced to put the moneymoneymoney in the sack on top of his hollow pounding bottom feeder snackbars, lest he hit you with that triple cripple threat, from head, to toe, to other toe. Yes that's right, its old Mr eugene Krabs, with Eugene short for Eugenics, he's the reason every species eventually decides to f*ck the old adage of return to monke, and instead gets a promotion to Krab for good behavior and short skirts. Also the reason why I'm about to diagnose you with cancer, but you knew that already. He's been in the necroph*ilia mass grave, and pulled out some good'uns and loose skin change. And as you could imagine, not all of them were dead in there. Want more Mass Effect Legendary With Strike? Here's the Playlist!: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ3H5l63xulRv6Bdvh368nRVrJl08dZG_ Make sure you don't miss out on any more Mass Effect Legendary Edition! What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki): Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. It was developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts. All three games were remastered, with visual enhancements, technical improvements, and gameplay adjustments. Mass Effect, the first game of the trilogy, received more extensive upgrades than its counterparts, specifically with regard to graphics, combat mechanics, vehicle handling, and loading times. Development on the Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under the direction of Mac Walters, who previously served as lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare decided to approach the project as a remaster as opposed to a remake in order to preserve the original trilogy experience. The compilation was announced on November 7, 2020, and released on May 14, 2021, for Microsoft Windows, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. mass effect legendary edition, mass effect 2 legendary edition, mass effect funny moments, mass effect 5, mass effect legendary mods, mass effect cancer, mass effect salesman #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #MassEffect #MassEffect2Legendary #MassEffect2 #MassEffectTrilogy #MassEffectRemake ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxu5tXEIwk0

Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win Follow my Twitch over at: Twitch.tv/TheEdgestrikeHD - lots of sexy occurrences over there Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: Honking honey, what's the weather like today? Oh well the cows are menacingly looming above again, drooling their white raw cream bile from above and firing out 4 social stomach's worth of armed robbery people under a much worse arrest than house, I think I even saw Winnie The Pooh up there learning the hard way that a full body honey lathering doesn't begin and end at the thoughtful snout. Man, I really wish the agriculture industry would stop littering their beefy confetti still full of breaths as they start laying their misshapen eggs of curiosity about my calves into free fall as we try to catch a tender stringless puppet into our hungry vaults of agape chewing. Its a dangerous kind of nosh, but if we filled her elbow deep womb with parachutes, she might get too heavy for levitation. Plus, we like eating her plummet sons at womb temperature, added blankets of shoulder soaring might just cook that spotty oreo skinned ungulate tyke well done enough to where we invent a whole new method of ending an animal, that actually causes its death twice over, its now about as tender as eating a puppet stuffed with smuggling packages up his jingling ring, beef wellington'd in an actual wellington as the hot potatoes scorch the justified squeak of comic relief localized entirely in your throat until the buttered airflow goes on strike. An astronauts final bronco busting rodeo is not one to treat lightly as its very unlikely that his comatose gloryhole will be in a permanent state of disinfected by the end of this, not in my coma anyway, I dream of designated windows of unmedicated cubicle nooks with footlong fresh kitten cumbers on the other side, pock marked with enough vinegar injections to stay pretty all through the seasons. Its a summertime pickling for this plump pole of pillaging the pankiest of hankies, just take care that you don't start bowing to the squelch life before you're even off the vine. Not unless you've recorded your consent onto a cassette of moral coziness, or hired a mariachi band to tell me all the disgusting malty teasing acts you've agreed to through interpretive castanet clacking as you cast a net over all my cows, tie the balloon knot, and bring them to me hidden haunches first like the hump worthy boggart you are wearing the sleazy salesman tie of a long dead man who didn't officially go out my means of awfully formal auto er*tic asphyxiation. I'm inclined to believe it, unless he ate bow tie after bow tie without much chewing, and I don't mean its pasta lookalike. Thank you for the offer though, my cows need to be well-fed, and their neck interiors are wider than one may think. Together we can collect that mooing .mp3 of willingness to absolve us of any udder based harassment with a grip one might say is too calloused, and arranging a karmic operation where they chafe the small of my back with every speck of dirt as I'm buried in a funeral hole that's already occupado. Want more Mass Effect Legendary With Strike? Here's the Playlist!: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ3H5l63xulRv6Bdvh368nRVrJl08dZG_ Make sure you don't miss out on any more Mass Effect Legendary Edition! What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki): Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. It was developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts. All three games were remastered, with visual enhancements, technical improvements, and gameplay adjustments. Mass Effect, the first game of the trilogy, received more extensive upgrades than its counterparts. Development on the Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under the direction of Mac Walters, who previously served as lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare decided to approach the project as a remaster as opposed to a remake in order to preserve the original trilogy experience. mass effect legendary edition, mass effect 2 legendary edition, mass effect funny moments, mass effect 5, mass effect legendary mods, mass effect garbage, mass effect cow, mass effect climate #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #MassEffect #MassEffect2Legendary #MassEffect2 #MassEffectTrilogy #MassEffectRemake ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA448SEoLg0

Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win Follow my Twitch over at: Twitch.tv/TheEdgestrikeHD - lots of sexy occurrences over there Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: This moment and this moment alone PROVES that I wasn't a lovesick feather ruffler with lofty factory issue pre-dead dreams about disheveling his bed legs forevermore. I wasn't just right, I was a downright prodigal genius for saving my heart for garrus and can for the first time in my entire life accept those brain comments unironically, and turn off my ear hole spam filter, rather geniusly consisting of some tightly rolled up cardboard. I mean it too, I let no one into my heart. Not even my cardiologist, my god he was obsessed with me. Kept saying I'd die within the next 2 days if I didn't keep chugging, sitting on spread, and polishing the stumpy stalagmite of kebabbable man meat at the same time with hunks of the same affront to god babel tower of a cheeseburger. Clearly the dude just wanted a quart of red-wet gristle of a shade I describe as dangerpink with a hint of worm to himself. Wait, he was serious?? 2 days was right? But it'll take Garrus at least 49 days to get back from his slow mo ankle shaking heavily armed business trip taking place 3 feet away from me at all times, this can't be. Timeflux Romeo and his Juliet of calories to Kilojules standing on a stool of her own cholesterol to reach his lips a little bit better as the millionth chin earned through guinness lorry tanker chasers after drinking that 18th coat of "bad kidney purple-green" andrex paint just so they might be more likely to accept my obvious jowl warmth record into their book despite its obvious danger, as I use its bonus effects to increase my likelihood to enter the guinness book of sucking birdlads' bony jaw tassles to a fine sharpened point, so they can act as a forklift so he can get in there and clean my beard. A true Shakespearean tragedy for the post Peter Griffin era, and if I catch even one person shaking his spear at our misfortune, I'll yell but the rest of me will be blatantly in a state of juicy flow. I might even slip off my stool onto my own Leon Kennedy stamp of disapproval ballistics. Which might in turn allow my internal stool to flow an awful lot easier, as the constipation traffic warden might get his thumb out of his assh*le at last, and be a gentleman, put it in mine, and stir. And those harsh, piercing lights, that cause incredible gushes of lip sweat in places where he just doesn't have glands or a hydroelectric facility. They really make him look taller...or is that just because they're raised 5 feet off the ground and give him hallucination inducing heatstroke where all men but me are his oasis, and he's one thirsty puppy. Yeah, probably that. Oh well, if he can't be 13 inches taller for his new years resolution, at least maybe I can fix him. That's right, I can make him 13 inches kinder. And filming his every move and uploading them to the internet is step #1 in the big brother shackle camp. Want more Mass Effect Legendary With Strike? Here's the Playlist!: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQ3H5l63xulRv6Bdvh368nRVrJl08dZG_ Make sure you don't miss out on any more Mass Effect Legendary Edition! What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki): Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. It was developed by BioWare and published by Electronic Arts. All three games were remastered, with visual enhancements, technical improvements, and gameplay adjustments. Mass Effect, the first game of the trilogy, received more extensive upgrades than its counterparts, specifically with regard to graphics, combat mechanics, vehicle handling, and loading times. Development on the Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under the direction of Mac Walters, who previously served as lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare decided to approach the project as a remaster as opposed to a remake in order to preserve the original trilogy experience. The compilation was announced on November 7, 2020, and released on May 14, 2021, for Microsoft Windows, Xbox One, and PlayStation 4. mass effect legendary edition, mass effect 2 legendary edition, mass effect funny moments, mass effect 5, mass effect legendary mods, mass effect cancer, mass effect salesman #MassEffectLegendaryEdition #MassEffect #MassEffect2Legendary #MassEffect2 #MassEffectTrilogy #MassEffectRemake ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdgmktgWhlU

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