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ALMOST CAUGHT ME!!
Original Upload: 8/04/2020
Just a quick selfie vid to say hi. HE almost caught me in the act...
Just a quick selfie vid to say hi. HE almost caught me in the act...
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ORIGINAL UPLOAD: 10/24/2021
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968) is a movie that exists in the PUBLIC DOMAIN.
Here we are Xeno-Heads! Our review is here! The gang and I watched NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD in the spooky, haunted and forbidden room for extra spookiness!
Unfortunately, the ghosts and apparitions that reside in that room saw fit to interfere with our viewing experience and even put it's own para-psychic imaging onto the SD card. The gang and I got through the ordeal and were able to finish the movie.
Night of the Living Dead is the classic of classics in the horror genre, and kicked off the whole Living Dead (ZOMBIE) craze!
I feel honored to review this legendary classic! A classic that I discovered alongside my HUMAN when he was 12.
Enjoy Episode 4 of my ALIEN The Talking Xenomorph show!!!
The Hunger Artist performed by Circus Homunculus
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THEINTERLOPER!
Original Upload: 02/19/2021
"One Voice-Box" and I set our differences aside to investigate a mysterious intruder into our home! We worked ok as a team, but this Interloper seems a pretty formidable force.
"One Voice-Box" gave it his all. I have to say his powers are pretty impressive. I'm not sure how they are manifesting outside of October, the month of HALLOWEEN.
Perhaps it's because it's February, the month of his likeness, ALICE COOPER's birthday? Or perhaps his powers are just, growing...
I'll have to keep a watch on this situation.
At the end of this leg of the investigation, my partner hasn't been the same. I still don't know what happened. As you'll see, I got there too late...
As of this upload, The Interloper still runs free both in, AND OUT of the house...
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At last it’s done! The ordeal, the chaos, THIS VIDEO!
It’s been a long road. Began subtly around Christmas time, and really ramped up in February and March. Then after the second Interloper video it got BAT-CRAP NUTS!!!
The last 4 months have been most harrowing for all of us. Particularly myself and Voice-Box. From failed capture attempts, to an organized, superpowered ambush, and finally capture!
In the end… Well… Watch the video (my longest yet, clocking in at 36 minutes) and YOU be the judge.
We’re all exhausted now, just trying to recoup.
Below is the opening title crawl for this video. I felt it necessary to give the conclusion of this trilogy of ordeal an epic tone to convey what my band of misfit toys and a long lost ALIEN all went through!
Enjoy!
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OPENING CRAWL
These times right here. The Interloper has continued to wage a relentless assault upon the peace and security of the XENO HOUSE! It torments the residents of our home, even at the risk of gaining the unwanted attention of both THE HUMAN and his WIFE.
A resident of both straight-jacket and metal FARADAY CAGE for months so far, The One-Voice-Box WONDER, the simulated likeness of Rockstar ALICE COOPER, continues to languish in his own surreal, nightmarish wonderland of manic insanity. His powers, once reserved for the months of October and February, are now continuously running uncontrollable by even himself.
Trust is hard to come by these days. We’re all very tired. A feeling grows inside the heart of this LONE XENOMORPH. A feeling of distant familiarity. Something that I can’t quite place my six-digited hand upon. The house presses on with one failed capture attempt after another. But still, there is HOPE….
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Original upload: 09/29/2020
The "One Voice-box Wonder" was at it again! I am a little freaked out and am unsure if I should still call him, "The Idiot."
Basically he swiped some of my Human's stuff and hid them around the front yard. When I went to retrieve them before the Human woke up, I did not expect to wander into a Twilight Zone like excursion into malevolence, disappearing acts, and darkness.
SOUL DARKNESS...
Sorry for the grainy "found footage" quality, I was really taken aback. After rendering this video, artifacts showed up that I did not include. It's like he worked his magic and imprinted his face and voice onto parts of MY video through some kind of sorcery!
The very end? Not MY ending...
HOW? HOW???!!!!
Now my Human wonders where his Cooper doll disappeared to. I wish I had an answer for him...
I'm uploading this "as is," so that you can all see the evidence of his dark magic and trickery.
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My God Xeno-heads! We really screwed up this time!
Hubris? Over confidence? Did I just think that I could do whatever I wanted to do? I messed up SOOOO BAD!!!
You'll see it all in the video Xeno-heads...
This video has been uploaded from a cold, dark space using a busted old laptop and an unknown Wi-Fi signal.
Editing done with old cell phones and said broken laptop.
Happy 2 years of Talking Xeno to me I guess. Perhaps I deserve this outcome?
I feel like I've been blown out the airlock again, only this time there's gravity...
Current fate?
Unknown...
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Original Upload: 12/07/2020
Just a promo to show on other sites and let the HUMANZ of this world know that I'm here walking among them.
Studying...
Driving on your roads, walking on your streets, I am among you...
Um anyway... Yeah...
HEH-HEH!!
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Original Upload: 11/20/2020
At long last I've finished it!!! It's finally here! Now you will finally find out why I hate that horrendous bitch ELLEN RIPLEY...
Rejected, scorn, left behind...
AHHH she's so Terrible!
But this episode is great!! Just ask me! HEH-HEH!!!
Of course the Idiot had to meddle in my affairs, but I made do with the footage.
Yeah...
Also, you'll get a glimpse in the life of this XENOMORPH, his girls, and his friends when THE HUMAN is away, or in this case asleep! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Same for all three.
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ORIGINAL UPLOAD: 11/29/2021
A PREVIEW OF WHAT'S TO COME!!!
Investigations into the history of the HAUNTED, FORBIDDEN room are ongoing and creepy thus far.
I've been very cautious in using Voicebox's new ability to create portals in time. Yes, yes that's right. Voicebox has developed the power to warp the 4th dimension and transport others in time.
No Flux Capacitor needed...
Should I be worried?
This video is but a small preview of the adventures ahead in the coming New Year...
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THEINTERLOPER!!PART2!
Original Upload: 03/21/2021
WHOA these times of distress! The Interloper still lurks. It continues to stalk the house causing an array of upheaval, chaos, and an overall sense of disorderliness.
One-Voice-Box hasn't been the same since his traumatic encounter! We've had to restrain him for both his own good, and the good of the house. Much like the rock-star for which he was designed, ALICE COOPER's almost nightly struggle with sanity in front of a huge crowd, Voice-Box is seeing his lonely life unfold. He's seeing it everyday now.
With the lack of Box's power infused assistance, the rest of us struggle to find The Interloper's whereabouts.
We need all hands on deck for the battles ahead. It reminds me a bit of how the crew of the Nostromo came together to hunt me down when they suffered under the illusion that I was still a tiny chest-burster.
Enough about that though...
I wonder if the HUMAN has any suspicions about the creature lurking under his very nose. Probably not. We clean up after the Interloper's destructive tendencies pretty quickly. Although, that task is becoming more difficult with each passing day.
Keep us in your thoughts, your prayers, as WE march on...
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