All through the town. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nYtjvK-Iz0

Tedious Cletus is not limited to AI cars. OART PNE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU0Kpawu5gU ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yven2dRFHQY

The only things worse than sore winners (people who teabag every time you lose a stock) are friendlies in Quickplay. Also known as Taunt Parties, but you can't really call them that here. These people migrating to Ultimate after already finding a loophole around Smash 4's shitty gang detection is no surprise, but the only reason they would do something like this in Quickplay is to troll. There's no other reason to do this outside of Battle Arenas made specifically for taunt parties. These were NOT my preferred rules. Who the hell wants to have a serious match with one stock? I wanted a 3-stock Free-For-All with no items on Battlefield! This happened back in 1/12, so if you wonder how I managed to get into a Quickplay match without a Piranha Plant, there's your reason. As I mentioned in the video, I don't mind going friendly as long as I'm in a Battle Arena made specifically for it (which I never go to these days). Quickplay is not a place to simply be a pacifist, and the developers don't allow that kind of behavior in that mode and for good reason. If you only target those who actually play the game, you're ruining the experience for the good majority of the community. That's why these friendlies are specifically the cancer of QUICKPLAY, not online Smash in general. At least in those friendly Battle Arenas, you practically know what to expect. I forgot to mention what the two other matches with these Peaches were. One was a timed battle on an omega stage with items (of course they ganged up on me), and one was a two-stock battle also on an omega stage. Both of those matches had just three players: me and those Peaches. They didn't really do anything out of the ordinary compared to other friendlies that I had encountered earlier. For the record, I was never a fan of Taunt Parties since Brawl. They plagued both of Smash 4's modes and don't get punished for it. I couldn't even have FUN in For FUN mode when I actually want some less serious games since they just gang up on you while making sure the game doesn't falsely ban me for repeatedly targeting one player (oh the irony) while they continue doing nothing to each other. What's so fun about doing absolutely nothing? That kind of stuff belongs in videos where Luigi beats the CPU by doing absolutely nothing. I've only been to two Taunt Party arenas since I got Ultimate, and that's where I quickly got bored. So why do people do this in Quickplay? Shameless griefing to raise their undeserved GSP? The fact that this STILL hasn't been dealt in over two years since the game launched baffles me. If you're reading this Nintendo or Bandai Namco, please improve your report system. Let us report multiple players in a day and include replays in our reports as evidence. Also, perhaps reward us for submitting ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cntIrCyCoc

Alternate Title: Apuranoid Why I instead made it a sequel to another video is beyond me. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0-EhZiMeng