https://metfed.org.uk/the-metropolitan-police-federation-has-declared-it-has-no-faith-in-london-mayor-sadiq-khan/ Oh my! ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqzGdFJ4MWs

After hearing of the story that the biggest computer virus of them all, Bill Gates, might be transitioning from Male to Female - and seeing the photo that has been trending, which some say is fake news but the people who have said it's fake are the the same who think that Brian Stetler is Mr. Universe - I have penned this parody using a well known 90s hit by Shania Twain and her husband Robert 'Mutt' Lange... yep, the same guy who made Def Leppard world famous! Enjoy :) NEW LYRICS: Let's go, Bill! C'mon... Billy took a walk, and now the Media's talk Is that he might be changing sex! His chest is poking out, to some there is no doubt That those are boobs and not 'pecks'. Thinks he'll look fancy, in a bra and panties I can hardly say I'm enthralled! He's having the conversion, down at the Surgeon's He'll get his Hard Drive uninstalled! Time to come out of the closet! It's time to ditch your three inch floppy and Oh, oh, oh Embrace the changes Though it's quite strange it's Good to see that Oh, oh, oh It ain't vaccines that is causing this scene Oh, oh, oh Looking the real deal Short skirts and high heels Lipstick and gloss, show 'em who's boss! Oh, oh, oh, just what will Klaus and the New World Order think? Man, he feels like a woman! As male he's not contented, he's getting defragmented His processor is going off-line Take off the Caps-Lock, and rearrange his 'Lap Top' 'cause Billy needs a new design! Time to come out of the closet! It's time to show your megabytes and Oh, oh, oh Embrace the changes Though it's quite strange it's Good to see that Oh, oh, oh It ain't vaccines that is causing this scene Oh, oh, oh Will he look finer With a vagina? Mascara Sets, Make-up Palettes Oh, oh, oh, and the people say 'his Micro's going Soft!' Man, he feels like a woman! Oh yeah! Time to come out of the closet Grab your USB Port and really turn 'em on! (on, on) Oh, oh, oh Embrace the changes Though it's quite strange it's Good to see that Oh, oh, oh It ain't vaccines that is causing this scene Oh, oh, oh Best get your legs waxed Head out in your slacks What a nice girl, give us a twirl! Oh, oh, oh, it's time to calibrate and insert the Motherboard! (Oh my Lord!) Man, he feels like a woman! He feels like a woman! ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqDf-r_9fl0

Hello Minions and Plebiscite Slave Classes. I, Mark 'Grey Man' Drakeford am using the Credible Threat channel in order to broadcast my Greymas Message to you. You see, 'Christmas' is too acceptable and jolly a term and therefore I have replaced it with Greymas which is more in keeping with the Wales I wish to mould in my grey image. Just remember the hashtag #BlandIsBest I hope that you all have an Acceptable Greymas and continue to Social Distance (a lot of people have implied that they will be permanently Socially Distancing from me in the future, which is very sensible!) and do not have too much fun this Greymas - only the Welsh Assembly Government mandated amount. I will be having an acceptable amount of fun, whilst my Wife is away with her Pilates instructor; on Greymas Day, I will be playing my favourite game which is 'Escalado'. I used to love licking the lead paint off the horses as a child, which naturally led me to a career in Welsh Labour. Remember that #TheOnlyWayIsGrey and to not do anything too rash, such as clicking on the video link below. (Up) Yours King Mark Drakeford of Wales and Mr. Boring 1985 Gold Medal Winner (Barry & Penarth Division) #PaleMaleGoneStale Do not watch Computing Forever's video on why Covid is REALLY happening: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjEoBgSFyTo You really shouldn't watch that ex-UKIP guy who wouldn't do the naughty-naughty with Jess Phillips and his video on Klaus Schwaab and the Great Reset: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0PHWqeF6mM Please don't ask this guy: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfDcxQbCSGqaBYuwNzzM4Sw about what I did to my Grand Children Oh, and please, do not Google 'Jonathan Drakeford, revenge sex attack'. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hHToVxVD6s

Featuring an adequate Windsor Davies impression by Yours Truly. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEhI6V_5VDY