There's a moment in every millennial's sales career when a VP or manager or basically anyone born before 1985 quotes Glengarry Glen Ross and judges the crap out of you for not knowing what they're talking about. Always Be Closing; Coffee's for Closers; I like big butts and I cannot lie - are just a few of the iconic lines that came out of this industry-defining classic. But like anything that makes money in America, it's time for a reboot. This one's for all the old fucks who never stopped closing and for all the young bucks who will never, EVER stop selling. Cheers to crushing quota my fellow sales savages...and if you didn't hit, then you can hit the bricks pal. BTW SADNESS is the new ABC. #BrassBalls #GlenGarryGlenRoss #CoffeeIsForClosers #ABC #SalesReps #Parody #AlecBaldwin #Spiffs #SADNESS
Sales Savages! I am stoked to announce the drop of episode one of our new show “unsubscribe.” Yes, that’s the name. It’s a new 10-minute web show we’ve been working on for the last few months in conjunction with Bravado while in quarantine.
The theme of episode 1 is, of course, Quarantine. You’ll find out which beat I decided to rap over in the “Pandemic Rap” (Shook Ones pt.2 or Beamer, Benz or Bentley) and you’ll see me ROAST some of the savages who were brave enough to send me photos of their quarantine work stations and their ugly faces.
This is big folks. We’ll keep sourcing content FROM ALL OF YOU. If you have good ‘tent for us: mean emails, voicemails, stupid marketing stuff, ANYTHING, send it to us at unsubscribe@corporatebro.com.
Episode One premieres July 8th, right here on YouTube, and we will be dropping a new episode every other week after that, so be sure to tune in!
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With pressure at an all time high, Carol, Suckle CEO, gives Fister an ultimatum. Fister responds with a plan to motivate the team. Meanwhile, Mickey brings Corp an inbound lead.
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‘I’d like to speak to your manager’ is a phrase we’ve become all too familiar with. Typically, this is uttered by those who rock frosted tips and raise children who kick the back of your seat on an airplane. And yet, they don’t trust you because you’re too low on the totem pole. Thanks for raising our blood pressure. Jerks. Moist regards, Corp.
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A recap video of the 4th Instagram Q&A, "Ask Corporate," from May, 2018.
- Do you discount?
- Do you ball up your TP or fold it?
- Do you just like to shit on sales?
- Who wins in a fight, 30 midgets or a lion?
- Should i quit sales and be happy?
- If i sold my soul to the devil, what would it be for?
- Send nudes or send leads?
- Where do you work?
- Why doesnt my mustache connect to my beard?
- How many times have I almost quit?
- How do I keep being an SDR without blowing my brains out?
- Have I ever done drugs at work?
If you have questions you want Corporate to answer please DM them to @Corporate.Bro on Instagram.
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After 1 week on the job Corporate Bro goes full tech-douche on a Tinder date.
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Thank you MTV Cribs for coming by my spot! Best 12 minutes of my weekend for sure!!!!!? If Instagram gave me more time I'd show you my kitchen and my dungeon! Jk. I don't have a dungeon... (I do.?) #MTVcribs #BroPad #Gainz #DreamHouse #BallinOnABudget
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If Gary Vee (http://bit.ly/1l153Ov) has taught me one thing it's to be the dopest dude I possibly can. He is truly inspiration incarnate, like mainlining caffeine straight to the veins. I may not have a Drock or Babin but my crew is pretty lit as well. Go hit up my mans GaryVee and tell him Corporate sent you. #YouMyHero #EatShitDrinkSweatPissExcellence #GratitudeAttitudeLatitude #HumbleAsShit #CrushingIt
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