Get comfy for this one, gentlemen. As we dive into the world of critical adult cinematagrophy analyses.
Music used:
Yakuza 5 OST:
- Highway
- Baka Mitai (Jazz Version)
NieR Automata OST:
- 沈痛ノ色
Varg Vikernes:
- Heill Óðinn, Sire
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPGkuAg3g9U
get ready 4 the absolute insanity :^)
Music credits:
Glover Music - Carnival Realm Lobby & Level 1
Yakuza 0 - Friday Night
NOT Le Happy Merchant Song
Rob Dougan - Clubbed To Death
Hotline Miami 2 - Dust
FF7 Those Chosen by the Planet Music Remake - Enrico Deiana
Super Mario 64 Bob-Omb Battlefield
FF7 - Game Over
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_AmWgKyakg
I really wish I never learned about its existence...
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Music:
Final Fantasy 7 - Underneath the rotting Pizza
Super Paper Mario - River Twygz Bed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s30qROfqRQ
Your internet substitute father is going read The Inner Jayman to you. This video was originally planned as a "TikTok-Brain Edition" featuring the worst of the worst TikTok trends such as popping out text and videogame footage. It was also supposed to include "The Danger of the TikTok-Brain" as the 2nd Appendix. Unfortunately, my toaster couldn't handle rendering the video. So, I've decided to drop the whole thing and just split the videos into two. It took about 5 hours to render this video btw. A video, that I've rendered BEFORE.
Q&A bonus section:
"Why did you choose the J*den Peterstein voice?"
To catch the attention of ADHD-riddled zoomers who watch a lot of "clean your room-man" videos. Also, because I felt like messing around with the AI voice.
"This version sucks and I hate JP :^("
You can still watch, listen to, or read the original one, m8
"Garry this video is too long and boring. I want more jayman memes"
Not my problem.
"Next r/GoonCave video when?"
When I feel like looking at redditor benis again
"There is audio missing"
Sorry, I goofed up there. But I didn't want to go through another 5 hours of rendering.
"What's with the deal with the notification sounds?"
What notification sounds? Anon... are you ok? Maybe you should sit down and drink some water.
Whoa, you're still reading the description? I'm actually surprised. Guess you're not a TikTok-Brain, huh :^)
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Youtube doesn't allow external links anymore until they've verified my ID. Nice try, j*wgle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8x6ekSGy48