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No more than 24 hours ago, the boxing world was shook to its core by the great indomitable Billy Joe Saunders’ announcement of his potential retirement announcement. The last time a dark cloud even approximating the size of this one hanged over the boxing fan’s heads was after Deontay Wilder decided to not take maternity leave but fight Tyson Fury for the third, and hopefully final, time.
But back to the breaking story at hand. According to the greatest ever middleweight Irish Gypsy boxer born in a caravan on the 30th August 1989 with a birthmark on his face - there will never be another, ladies and gentlemen - it’s one of them. In other, no less perturbing words, the prostitute patron is fifty-fifty on it and obviously, he has to check with his daddy first. Hoping to get to the bottom of this greatly mystery, not willing to waste one second more, we immediately contacted Canelo for comment, but all we got in response was “he’s a horrrible boxer” and “Golobkin where are you?”. mOk.
According to the perhaps soon to be former, never-really-was boxer, the last couple of weeks since getting gravely injured in that close and confusing decision of his corner loss to the red-haired one hit wonder who would never load his gloves, take PEDS or drown kitties, those last couple of weeks have been one of them.
Since his emergency operation, where they took the millionaire boxer to the nearest hospital in backwoods Texas with no world class surgeons specializing in sports injuries, the Gypsy side show has been mostly silent, playing “now you see me, now you don’t” on his social media. But what spurred his mysterious Instagram disappearing act, was the very grave danger his life was in at the time of his injury when poor Billy was forced to get a second opinion from his promoter, the no less great Eddie Hearn, whose diagnosis read “the eye was caved”.
Given the severity of the boxer’s injury, and the grave danger his life was in at the time, due-in-part to the immense swelling, an anonymous surgeon and Eddeh, decided to operate immediately foregoing the standard no pun intended operating procedure of waiting up to two weeks for the swelling to subside.
After a prolonged 12-hour stay at the 3rd rate Texas hospital, which in itself must be some kind of a record, where Billy’s broken eggshell of a skull was replaced by a Damien Hirsch diamond replica, the fifty-fifty boxer was released to fly home in a pressurized cosmonaut suit and instructed not to drive too fast while making instagram videos for the next couple of weeks. The resolution was 360p tops, preferably 240 to speed the healing process. Can you imagine the horror?
With 8 million dollars in tow, and whatever else he got under the table, one can see why it’s no use for Billy to go back to not even training to fight area level bums, some of them bearing foreign names that make them seem exotic, if not exactly worthwhile.
But that’s exactly what saddens and shocks the dozens of his supporters, no less than their idol’s then unimaginable loss to that brave Mexican, who despite many losses, takes on all-comers. Belligerent gypsies, Turkish bath house cleaners, a guy named Callum, oysters, clahms and cockles...
Unfortunately, that’s all we have on this latest development - our apologies for not bringing more prescience at present to this situation that’s pressing, but we promise to keep all 17 of you up to date on the latest developments as the develop as of late. For now, however, please rest assured that billy Joe saunders’ career and future in the sport hangs in the balance just as it did when he began it some two decades ago and has done ever since.
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