Cotar's back everybody...
All music by: Young Coconut Music
Vocals by: Efue
Here's how you sing / play it if you want to play it sometime. Especially popular around the holidays, but also great on summer patios at the pub. In my country, we aren't allowed to sing and dance anymore so you guys will have to do it.
CAPO 1
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before santa claus
became known as jolly elf
who brought toys to children on Christmas Day
there was another elf
who was busy makin' toys
he lived at the South Pole
not the North Pole
not the North Pole
anyway…
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Sheb lived at the South Pole
'stead of employin' elves
he 'ployed hobbitfolk 'cause they were cheap
and they put toys on a' shelves
the kender could not keep up with
the schedule 'cause it was hard
and they were just too lazy
'cause their ***** were made of lard
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Cotar was born different
and sometimes it made him sad
he couldn't help the other reindeer
to guide out Santa's bag
one night there was a snow storm
a mile above Greenland
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Sheb was on Kijiji
when he came 'cross 9 reindeer
he said 9 flyin' deer 45 dollars now isn't that kinda queer?
but he bought them anyways
and the guy threw in one for free
he said you can have poor Cotar but he's useless as you can see
useless as you can see
useless as you can see
the hobbits and the reindeer were not exactly friends
the reindeer could stomp the hobbits' asses but they'd always try again
Cotar could not speak english and the hobbits tried to pick a fight
since Cotar was the weakest link the hobbits kicked his ass all through the night
Cotar was born different
and sometimes it made him sad
he couldn't help the other reindeer
to guide out Santa's bag
one night there was a snow storm
a mile above Greenland
but they had no choice
to say with the nicest voice
come help us will you Cotar or there won't be a Christmas
Cotar couldn't speak 'cause he never learned to talk
but they were dissin' him like a punk so he charged in for a fight
he didn't know that it wasn't right
and they just wanted to be friends
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Cotar you've ruined Christmas
Cotar you've ruined my life
Cotar you've ruined everything
Cotar you've ruined Christmas again
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So1DVBd5rvE
You know how it is. You're having so much fun, you just forget to strap on your stupid face diaper. London Breed knows how it is, too! She cool, just like we is.
Just have fun, dang it! You only live once! YOLO!
Here are 62 pics of Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House
Featured song: Little Black Cat (from the album Gatorade Rain)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwvWKrZ0MxU
Read this: https://denisrancourt.ca/uploads_entries/1628290219153_Canada%20ACM%20into%202021%20-%20article----6dr_3.pdf?
Prof Denis Rancourt explains how the All-Cause Mortality Rate does not change during this 10 year period. In order to do a study like this, a dateline has to be established. Is there really a pandemic? Prof Rancourt goes into detail using the All-Cause Mortality rate during winter peaks and summer lows.
Cruel and tyrannical Aussie police are showing up all over social media (not MSM) with their true power-tripping asshole nature on full display. They're a dime a dozen, and, at "best", just taking orders from their globalist superiors. How do they sleep? Who knows. Take this guy here, some older gent who robotically grabs, chokes, and pins an innocent woman in a very Derek Chauvin-George Floyd way, while her boyfriend watches in horror (but I guess shrewdly doesn't want to go to jail for acting against these "officers of the law"), but since the girl is white and it's about masks and covid bullshit, no one cares, much less the media who did report the story, who never mention the total nazi cop's name. BTW, he was cleared of charges in the end. Australia is looking pretty bad these days.
https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/victorian-police-officer-who-choked-woman-in-viral-arrest-cleared-c-1304168