Yunotchi is something sexy.
Our starter kit includes 10 anime figurines from randomly generated anime series. We will include an instruction guide on caring for your figs. This includes all aspects of raising a fig, from cleaning, scraping, loving tenderloin, mashing, thrashing, storing, boring, whoring, chlorine, and yes, we will also include detailed instructions for hotgluing. They don't pay me enough for this job. Hey, pssst, over here. Yes you, the viewer. I think something fishy is going on down here at ricd61har studios. I never get to speak directly to the head of the studio. In fact, the higher ups are very secretive about what goes on behind the scenes. All of the videos are made behind locked doors in a soundproof room. Sometimes when I am sleeping on my cot in the basement of ric studios, I can hear faint screams echoing through the complex. The walls are all made of thick steel, and sounds can echo through the hallways for a long while. I have never actually seen the whole studio; it's huge! There is a whole east wing I have never been allowed into, and there are rumours of a secret dungeon under the whole complex. Some say it even goes down about 20 stories below ground level. Oh no, I have to stop now; my boss is coming. Be safe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rit26h2N-Hg
Edit: i just realized the original lyrics are in german: Check t he letters. analyze the anagrams o f the german lyrics in english and wike wersa https://g.co/kgs/6psm3S
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There it is, thoroughly checked
Gründlich durchgecheckt steht sie da
And waiting for the start, all clear!
Und wartet auf den Start, alles klar!
Experts argue
Experten streiten sich
For some data
Um ein paar Daten
The crew still has there
Die Crew hat da noch
A few questions though
Ein paar Fragen doch
The countdown is running
Der Countdown läuft
Effectiveness determines actions
Effektivität bestimmt das Handeln
You leave yourself blind
Man verlässt sich blind
On the other one
Auf den ander'n
Everyone knows exactly
Jeder weiß genau
What depends on him
Was von ihm abhängt
Everyone is stressed
Jeder ist im Stress
But Major Tom
Doch Major Tom
Makes a joke
Macht einen Scherz
Then he takes off and
Dann hebt er ab und
Completely detached
Völlig losgelöst
From Earth
Von der Erde
The spaceship floats
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Completely weightless
Völlig schwerelos
The earth's gravity has been overcome
Die Erdanziehungskraft ist überwunden
Everything is going perfectly
Alles läuft perfekt
Already for hours
Schon seit Stunden
Scientific experiments
Wissenschaftliche Experimente
But what use are they?
Doch was nützen die?
In the end, think
Am Ende, denkt
Major Tom
Sich Major Tom
In the control center
Im Kontrollzentrum
You start to panic
Da wird man panisch
The price of the capsule is not correct at all
Der Kurs der Kapsel, der stimmt ja gar nicht
"Hello Major Tom
"Hallo Major Tom
Can you hear?
Können Sie hören?
Do you want the project?
Woll'n Sie das Projekt
Because destroy it like that?"
Denn so zerstören?"
Yes, he can't hear anything
Doch, er kann nichts hör'n
He keeps floating
Er schwebt weiter
Completely detached
Völlig losgelöst
From Earth
Von der Erde
The spaceship floats
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Completely weightless
Völlig schwerelos
The earth shimmers blue
Die Erde schimmert blau
His last funk and
Sein letzter Funk und
"Greetings to my wife"
"Grüßt mir meine Frau"
And he falls silent
Und er verstummt
Below are still mourning
Unten trauern noch
The egoists
Die Egoisten
Major Tom thinks to himself
Major Tom denkt sich
"If they knew
"Wenn die wüssten
A light guides me here
Mich führt hier ein Licht
Through space
Durch das All
You don't know that yet
Das kennt ihr noch nicht
I am coming soon
Ich komme bald
I am getting cold"
Mir wird kalt"
Completely detached
Völlig losgelöst
From Earth
Von der Erde
The spaceship floats
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Weightless
Schwerelos
Completely detached
Völlig losgelöst
From Earth
Von der Erde
The spaceship floats
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Weightless
Schwerelos
Completely detached
Völlig losgelöst
From Earth
Von der Erde
The spaceship floats
Schwebt das Raumschiff
Completely weightless
Völlig schwerelos
Come on
Los
Come on
Los
Come on*
Los*
*not by kingz
Come on Los
Co me Los on
C OmE L S o no
CL OmE S noo (or noo)
or
oCs OmE L on
noL EmosC
ELon Mosc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDd3oOZgV1A
you asked for them, and now they are back! the weight is over! Contents not approved by the FDA
Have a nice Christmas Everyone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qx9r18ro8M