FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! THOM BONE'S LATEST WORLD PREMIERE SHORT FILM BLAH BLAH BLAH! ENTITLED: CLOVIE THE MOVIE (aka Meet "CLOVIE" in foreign markets such as the United States because I no longer recognize this place) Starring: CLOVIE the 4 leaf clover! Director: Thom Bone​ Writers: Just Thom Bone Producer: Thom Bone Executive Producer: Thom Bone Lead Cast: CLOVIE the 4 leaf clover and Juju Bone​'s Urn (She tried to show up for the grueling shooting schedule but got stuck in an inter-dimensional traffic jam and sent her earthbound ashes as a proxy. They will have to do.) Supporting Cast: Juju Bone Director of Photography: Thom Bone Production Designer: Thom Bone Editor: Thom Bone Associate Producers: Just Thom Bone Costume Designer: Thom Bone Music Composer: Thom Bone (A world premiere of my latest recording, too! A 54 second song with ZERO NOTES!) Casting Director: Thom Bone ...and now for the rolling credits... Unit Production Manager: Thom Bone First Assistant Director: Thom Bone's second personality Second Assistant Director: Thom Bone's third personality Full Cast/Character List: CLOVIE the 4 leaf clover and Juju Bone's Urn Stunt Department: ALL stunts were done by the actors themselves! CREW Production Supervisor: Thom Bone Production Coordinator: Thom Bone (talking to himself) Art Department: Thom Bone Camera: Thom Bone Grip: Aarin Nicolette​ (who "gripped" me just last night even!) Electric: Paid in full Sound: Yeah, that song I wrote with ZERO NOTES! Wardrobe: Thom Bone Hair/Makeup: Thom Bone Set Operations: Thom Bone Transportation: Thom Bone and God (in an all-too-rare guest appearance!) Special Effects: Thom Bone Post-Production Departments Editor: Thom Bone Visual Effects: Thom Bone Colorist: Thom Bone Song Credits: Thom Bone as BUTT trumpET Caterer: A drop of plant food. Title Design: Thom Bone Special Thanks: CLOVIE the 4 leaf clover, Juju Bone and to all of the little people who made this possible. Shot ON LOCATION at a real location! Recorded at that SAME location, too! Copyright: ©2017 Thom Bone - ALL Rights Reserved Disclaimer: You actually read this far?? GET A LIFE! ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqeL-jQWCEY

BUTT TRUMPET LIVE - "DICKtatorship" and "Material" from the Coconut Teaszer in Hollywood, CA, on May 5, 1993 (Bianca's birthday). FEATURING "FLAMING DICK MIKEY" ONE OF THE GREATEST "BUTT TRUMPETTES" in BT history! (A "Butt Trumpette" is anyone who would work with the band to do onstage performance art during our live shows) The lineup of this show is THE same lineup that made BT's FIRST 7". Lineup: Bianca Butthole (Loud Bass), Sharon Needles (Obnoxious Bass), Marcus Erectus (Drums), Johnny Hostage (Guitar), Thom Bone (Vocal Torture) and our "Butt Trumpette" for the show: Flaming Dick Mikey (Show Stealer). ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMmb7HDPA7M

November 5th, 2018. My first look at Aarin's new hair, courtesy of Riley More who is the only person aside from me that is allowed to touch her hair. Riley truly is one of the very best stylists on the planet. In fact, I even fly Aarin down on day trips just to get her hair done at Riley's salon in Westwood, CA. This video shows us Aarin's new hair AND some cute guinea pigs next door. She got to feed them some lettuce. Cute little critters, they are. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6aOxN-XWSk

JuJu Bone, my beautiful purebred chocolate lynx Ragdoll, playing fetch with me (and just being damn cute!) on her "Catnip Palace" -- which is what I call her huge scratcher/tower/perch thing. Chocolate Lynx is a rare pattern of Ragdoll, so enjoy! You don't see this Ragdoll type every day. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty8PHEqyOoA