written by turnip (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UComzhYE6MkpCeuonyiA9rUg)
voiced/edited by tmh
music by philip glass, from "The Photographer" (Act II & III)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMffhfRJdOU
animation by Drue Langlois. check out more of his stuff here: https://www.youtube.com/user/siolgnaleurd
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music is "Let All The Earth Be As One" by Sam Spence
logo outro by stephen boyle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqt-D7RPQyw
I'm sorry, Ricky, I have to save myself.
the minute hour
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LA-u5jjxuM
This song may cause frank and uncomfortable discussions with your friends and family members.
B - A - E (chords)
lyrics:
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
yes this song will sound terrible to you
if you identify, as a pedophile
and if you say "hey that's not my style,
I just don't like this song"
that's a pedophile in denial!
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles,
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin a plane to
pedophile island
then you won't like it
that's a 100% guarantee from me
I did the research, I got a bibliography
I took a survey
of my closest friends
and the ones who don't like this song
they like fuckin' kids
they fuck kids
they fuck kids
I stopped being their friend
cause of what they did!
I took a head count
of all my work buddies
and the ones who told me my
SINGIN WAS SHITTAYY, THEYY
fuck kids
they fuck kids
I have evidence
I release it, when it's appropriate
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
this song sounds terrible to pedophiles
only pedophiles
if you dream of catchin' a plane to
pedophile island, then you won't like it
and if you say "hey, it's not my style,
I just don't like your song"
WRONG!
you're a pedophile
I think you're a dirty pedophile
if you don't like song, it's cause wanna bone a child
and for you that may be cool but for me it's not
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin' kids
if you can't groove to this, it's cause you're groomin'
you're groomin a kid! (oo!)
(that's not cool)
(that's not cool)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_1nM4D7p4
The Minute Hour.
Season One - Purgatory
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Music:
Glycerine - Bush
Changing Opinion - Philip Glass/Bernard Fowler
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuyxM4DW_R0
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music:
Fried Bananas - Cal Tjader
lyrics:
wait! whatever you do, don't masturbate
wait! what'd I say? don't masturbate!
hey! put that thing away!
don't make me
dont make me
dont make me say
hey wait!
it's not too late x3
dont masturbate!
there's many ways you can occupy your spare time
try a family friendly board game
just...try to unwind
hey! wait! hey!
hey hey hey!
wait! whatever you do, don't masturbate!
have some patience
memorize all the nations
practice your long division
its not a chore,
its a decision
i know that you can do it if you really try
oh i can see you're the kind of guy
who wants to be in a different place
well sonny that starts with no masturbate!
in the bathroom (wait)
in the bedroom (wait!)
in the closet (wait!)
and the basement (wait wait wait!)
wait! for heaven's sake don't masturbate!
it makes your body do
things you don't want it to
it makes your body do
things you don't want it to
it makes your body do
it makes your body do
it makes your body do
things that you don't want it to!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Xh3qRXOJM
the last moments of a polite robot
Season 3 - Trials
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Drums:
Jim Dooley
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKGPl2d8xOM